# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/922 "2018-11-05T03:26:32Z")
Trucks. That would be a little too close to water. The problem is\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/923 "2018-11-05T04:59:04Z")
…when they give CDL’s to ducks. Ducks that drive trucks tend to stop often to… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/924 "2018-11-05T07:18:17Z")
Take a dip. The correct way to dip is\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/925 "2018-11-06T06:47:49Z")
… to hold the rippled chip just so, and just place it in the French onion dip before pulling it back out. You can use the same technique for … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/926 "2018-11-06T07:25:15Z")
Most chips. But not Pringles. I recently found out they are made\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/927 "2018-11-06T08:33:20Z")
… of cardboard. When it comes to real chips, I like … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/928 "2018-11-06T15:57:48Z")
Pringles, or that new brand, Big Butts. I like Big Butts and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she’s wearing I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring Oh baby, I want to get wit’cha And take your picture. Except my camera is… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/929 "2018-11-06T22:57:03Z")
currently in the F.B.I.'s evidence locker for reason my lawyer says I shouldn’t discuss. I’m told that Mexico is nice as long as… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/930 "2018-11-07T04:53:09Z")
you stay away from the refried dreams. I’m down here in Mexico sick as a dog My head is poundin’ in this border town fog Down to my last dime and comin’ apart at the seams I’m messed up in Mexico Livin’ on refried dreams. The one thing I don’t want on my tacos is… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/931 "2018-11-07T08:55:32Z")
… my buddy’s butt. Seriously, I just put my taco on the table for a moment, and … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/932 "2018-11-07T15:11:37Z")
someone had taken a big bite of it, but left behind a pina colada. If you like pina coladas And gettin’ caught in the rain If you’re not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape I’m the love that you’ve looked for Write to me and… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/933 "2018-11-08T05:15:44Z")
… escape. But on the night that we were to meet at O’Malley’s … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/934 "2018-11-08T07:26:46Z")
I found out; I got friends in low places, Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away, I’ll be okay… Where I find\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/935 "2018-11-08T07:43:48Z")
… Them pantyhose ain’t gonna last too long, If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on. She might come home in a tablecloth, Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off. Which might not be so bad, except … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/936 "2018-11-12T01:33:43Z")
My baby’s feelin funny in the mornin Says she’s got a lot in her mind Nature didn’t give her any warning, Now she’s gonna have to leave her wild ways behind She says she doesn’t care if she never spends Another night running lose on the town She’s gonna be a mother Take a look in my eyes and tell me brother If I look like I’m ready People that are ready for Christmas before Thanksgiving… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/937 "2018-11-12T03:49:15Z")
Sing Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. I want to chunk a rock at them, but\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/938 "2018-11-12T08:59:48Z")
… it’s probably best if I don’t. So, I’ll just … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/939 "2018-11-17T08:23:32Z")
…scream HUMBUG, M—ERF—ERS! And hope the tidings lead them to… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/940 "2018-11-17T08:33:31Z")
A good party. That should make your spirit\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/941 "2018-11-19T08:03:37Z")
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