# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/942 "2018-11-20T22:36:07Z")
Nog. Egg, that is. Behold that bright and festal spring of mistletoe, which… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/943 "2018-11-20T23:51:36Z")
Brings on the smooches. Kiss my\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/944 "2018-11-21T00:32:39Z")
Shiny metal ass! Cheese… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/945 "2018-11-21T01:59:49Z")
and crackers, asked the hostess? Cheese and crackers makes me… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/946 "2018-11-21T03:52:28Z")
Wish for olives. Don’t know why I \_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/947 "2018-11-21T04:13:05Z")
think of olives at a time like this, when what I’m really thinking of, deep down, is my fourth wife, Olivia. We eventually divorced because she… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/948 "2018-11-21T08:37:59Z")
… had this thing about pimentos. But when it came to pickles … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/949 "2018-11-21T08:47:00Z")
…, she used them to perform black magic rituals. Satan himself… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/950 "2018-11-21T09:07:37Z")
… was impressed. So impressed, that he … ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/951 "2018-11-21T23:28:24Z")
offered me a Hostess cupcake. At that point, I realized my folly and… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/952 "2018-11-22T01:40:06Z")
cursed Little Debbie. That night we spent together locked inside the Tastykake factory… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/953 "2018-11-22T03:01:41Z")
still makes me smile as I recall her sweet, sticky, high-calorie embrace. Of course, that’s not the kind of story you can tell around the Thanksgiving table, because… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/954 "2018-11-22T10:13:42Z")
… Grandma, Great-Aunt Agnes, and Cousin Gladys would disapprove. Great-Uncle Jerry wouldn’t care because … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/955 "2018-11-23T03:52:28Z")
he used to work for Tastykake, and he’s heard a lot worse over the years. He’s my favorite uncle, really, but I have to admit,… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/956 "2018-11-23T04:51:56Z")
He ain’t a good Hostess. The cream in the center is\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/957 "2018-11-23T05:00:23Z")
…radioactive. It gives it that… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/958 "2018-11-23T05:50:43Z")
Lovely glow-in-the-dark feel. A few days later when your hair falls out you can always\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/959 "2018-11-23T19:19:22Z")
try a comb over. The only person who ever looks good with a comb over is great Uncle Jerry because ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/960 "2018-11-24T02:54:51Z")
it sets off the Tastykake fedora so nicely. Other distinctive corporate headgear is the Xerox beret, the Mercedes kepi and… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/961 "2018-11-24T04:58:34Z")
The Revlon wig-hat. My favorite color is\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=49)