# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/81 "2018-07-05T14:04:06Z")
harshly-worded letter to the White House. I don’t why I even bother writing those anymore; \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/82 "2018-07-05T22:46:37Z")
I never learned to write and the president never learned to read. At the time of his death… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/83 "2018-07-06T00:50:47Z")
my great-grandfather Jacob was so old that he farted dust. On the other hand, my great-grandmother Eunice \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/84 "2018-07-06T01:00:20Z")
…died of dysentery on the Oregon trail. The bodies were found… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/85 "2018-07-06T02:37:22Z")
Half eaten, they were a party of Donners you know. When I prepared dinner\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/86 "2018-07-06T02:51:25Z")
nobody ate the splayed hobo scrotums. Step number 7 is to… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/87 "2018-07-06T05:09:49Z")
…is to try to hide the shock on your face. When I stutter though an explanation… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/88 "2018-07-06T05:20:57Z")
…it means The Voices are loudest in my head. If you inject a t-rex egg full of crack… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/89 "2018-07-06T05:26:45Z")
You fly to heaven (or hell). In my afterlife I discovered\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/90 "2018-07-06T05:59:52Z")
… that it was a lot different than Sunday school had led me to believe. While driving home from work today, I saw … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/91 "2018-07-06T06:20:03Z")
A hitchhiker from way down south, with a sign saying: “can y’all give a gal a ride?” When I got in the car\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/92 "2018-07-06T06:20:10Z")
A man kiss another man. Don’t you eat that yellow\_\_\_\_\_\_. ETA: Dammmit. AGAIN Beck! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/93 "2018-07-06T06:26:19Z")
Flower. Sorry, Ambivalid, I am as quick as a\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/94 "2018-07-06T07:12:12Z")
… race car with a nitro boost. Speaking of racing, I once saw a racehorse … ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/95 "2018-07-06T12:06:40Z")
…take his sweet time peeing. I always bet on the horse that… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/96 "2018-07-06T13:38:48Z")
is the least hung. Less air resistance. A horse is a horse of course unless… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/97 "2018-07-06T15:31:46Z")
it’s not. The last time I had pizza… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/98 "2018-07-06T20:49:57Z")
Was in a Mexican eatery. On the pizza was\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/99 "2018-07-06T23:17:22Z")
a bunch of red peppers, some ground beef and about thirty miniature sombreros made of shredded cheese. It wasn’t what we’d ordered, so of course we told the waiter \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/100 "2018-07-06T23:22:56Z")
We hoped he died a slow, torturous death. Online nudes of Hillary Clinton have been\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=6)