# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/982 "2018-12-08T00:57:20Z")

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a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Of course, I love doing shots because

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/983 "2018-12-11T03:59:59Z")

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… because–no, wait, I know this–well, I guess I have so many that I can’t remember why I love doing shots.

Of course, the other problem is …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/984 "2018-12-15T06:27:04Z")

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Shots hurt. In so many ways.  
I think I messed up the\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/985 "2018-12-15T08:13:26Z")

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… game.

No, **Beck** , you did just fine. Just remember to …

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/986 "2018-12-17T05:53:36Z")

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wear your own cup. Don’t ask to borrow mine.

Full contact alcoholism can be a fun hobby i you…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/987 "2018-12-17T06:01:25Z")

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… remember the the glasses you wear and the glasses you drink out of are different things.

I’m thinking back to the time I got confused and put my reading glasses in the dishwasher–it was …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/988 "2018-12-17T07:47:00Z")

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Eyeopening and blinding at the same time.  
Next time I am going to go\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/989 "2018-12-19T07:12:44Z")

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… to a bar, but without my glasses.

After all, at a bar, I don’t need to …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/990 "2018-12-19T07:27:35Z")

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Look like Buddy Holly.

The next time I take a small plane to\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/991 "2018-12-19T07:44:09Z")

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… Calgary, it won’t be the middle of winter.

Walking across the apron to board when it is 30-below is …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/992 "2018-12-20T08:33:33Z")

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A walk in the park for POLAR BEARS!  
When it thaws, I’ll \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/993 "2018-12-21T07:21:17Z")

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…make a slush bear.

Those things are more rare than…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/994 "2018-12-21T07:27:10Z")

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… a snowball in hell.

And speaking of snow …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/995 "2018-12-21T07:37:18Z")

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I’m dreaming of a White Christmas.

The dream is\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/996 "2018-12-22T06:56:16Z")

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…more appropriately scandal-free Christmas.

My scandal that I’d like to forget was when I …

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/997 "2018-12-22T07:18:27Z")

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… did that thing that was reported in the supermarket tabloids.

You recall, I’m sure, when it was reported that I …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/998 "2018-12-22T08:22:00Z")

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Sold maple syrup on the black market. To area 51.  
The aliens I met were\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/999 "2018-12-22T08:53:33Z")

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… very nice and polite.

Though I became a little unsure when …

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1000 "2018-12-23T04:56:50Z")

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…each of them morphed into Mike Pence clones.

You know the real Pence because he…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1001 "2018-12-23T05:09:03Z")

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Looks like a Stepford man.  
I politely asked to\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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