# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 52

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1022 "2019-01-03T00:52:07Z")

</div>

had quite a scare.  
Little did I know that

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1023 "2019-01-03T01:40:07Z")

</div>

Dead people are laying right under the snow.

While eating I\_\_\_\_\_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1024 "2019-01-03T05:34:14Z")

</div>

… began to wonder just what I was eating.

It was supposed to be chicken, but …

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1025 "2019-01-03T06:50:20Z")

</div>

I think they were just saying that to fool me.

KFC is my favorite because\_\_\_\_\_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1026 "2019-01-03T10:30:05Z")

</div>

… the eleven different herbs and spices are the only thing that separate that stuff from ordinary fried chicken.

And even that’s …

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1027 "2019-01-03T14:32:19Z")

</div>

only part of the attraction - the near-lethal salt and saturated fats make for a truly memorable taste treat.

In Botswana, Kentucky Fried Chicken…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1028 "2019-01-04T07:33:33Z")

</div>

Is some sort of bush-meat.  
Travelling I often only eat\_\_\_\_\_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1029 "2019-01-04T19:33:08Z")

</div>

Venezuelan beaver cheese on whole-wheat crackers.

My sister and niece both graduated from Wooster College, but \_\_\_\_\_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1030 "2019-01-06T05:03:17Z")

</div>

Bertie and Jeeves weren’t there.  
My butler stopped the \_\_\_\_\_\_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1031 "2019-01-06T09:30:22Z")

</div>

… bathtub from overflowing.

But when he served my afternoon sherry at the wrong temperature …

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1032 "2019-01-06T18:23:45Z")

</div>

that’s when I knew I had to let him go.  
Since firing all the hired help, I find the hardest task to master on my own is

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1033 "2019-01-06T20:27:03Z")

</div>

Undressing. A valet is a wonderful thing.  
I’m just gonna go naked til\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1034 "2019-01-07T03:35:19Z")

</div>

I need to fry the bacon for “PORKFEST” tonight.

When the pigs rise up against humanity…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1035 "2019-01-07T04:18:40Z")

</div>

…manchops and applesauce will be served on Thursdays.

Tuesdays will be…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1036 "2019-01-07T06:22:34Z")

</div>

Longpork and beans. Yummy.  
Beans, beans the magical fruit\_\_\_\_\_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1037 "2019-01-09T04:57:37Z")

</div>

… but when you’ve eaten them, they’re has-beans.

I always make sure that my pantry contains …

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1038 "2019-01-09T05:58:27Z")

</div>

…a bassoon or two.

There’s nothing like going home and blowing on a …

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1039 "2019-01-09T06:36:53Z")

</div>

Door knob. ( don’t ask)  
When I jump the threshold \_\_\_\_\_\_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1040 "2019-01-09T07:04:02Z")

</div>

… it’s always with my cat, who is trying to escape the house when I open the door.

I’ve learned to …

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1041 "2019-01-10T06:23:37Z")

</div>

Leap tall buildings.  
My super powers also came with\_\_\_\_\_.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=51)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=53)
