# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1042 "2019-01-11T06:35:17Z")
… a Turnip Twaddler! I ordered within ten minutes, and got two Turnip Twaddlers for the price of one! Infomercials should be … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1043 "2019-01-11T07:00:06Z")
Longer. Some people need more convincing. RonCo products have always\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1044 "2019-01-13T06:35:39Z")
…competed with Oxyclean as the most scientifically correct commercials that television has ever seen in the history or the world. Why last month, I beat my own record and filled my house with purchases of…. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1045 "2019-01-13T06:41:42Z")
Chia pets. They are wonderful. My pets are all\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1046 "2019-01-22T21:31:18Z")
… difficult to clean up after, though. Whoever thought up the chia pet should be … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1047 "2019-01-23T05:57:59Z")
…subjected to seeds in his ears. I’d like to see a chia pet of… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1048 "2019-01-23T06:32:13Z")
… Dwayne Johnson. I saw him in “Walking Tall,” and … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1049 "2019-01-23T06:49:49Z")
And I bumped my head. The theatre was obviously built for\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1050 "2019-01-23T19:50:43Z")
…people who don’t search for treats on the floor. In fact, during a showing of _A Hard Day’s Night_, I found… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1051 "2019-01-24T05:01:57Z")
… that the snack bar was only selling Beatles merchandise. I didn’t need that, when all I wanted was … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1052 "2019-01-24T06:31:10Z")
A rolling stone. I can’t get no\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1053 "2019-01-24T07:52:21Z")
… cable service that gets me the channels I want without giving me a bunch that I don’t. Honestly, I wish … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1054 "2019-01-24T16:24:12Z")
I had a daughter named Honesty, to go along with my other daughters, Truth, Charity and Patience. If you had four daughters, maybe… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1055 "2019-01-24T19:56:03Z")
You’d also own a drama meter, cause you’re gonna need it. I read ‘Liitle Women’ at a time when\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1056 "2019-01-25T06:23:04Z")
… there was nothing good on TV. I liked the part where … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1057 "2019-01-25T17:35:41Z")
they correctly spelled the word “Little.” People who nitpick about spelling should… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1058 "2019-01-27T01:19:57Z")
leave the rest of us alone. I once knew a mathematician who was on his way to a seminar… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1059 "2019-01-27T01:30:39Z")
In a liitle clown car.😉 His long division was too long for the liitle\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1060 "2019-01-27T05:07:18Z")
people, who liitle knew that a particular word would be misspelled yet again. Meanwhile, in Paducah, Kentucky, the… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1061 "2019-01-27T05:21:57Z")
People aren’t similar to people in Peoria, at all. Back in the boonies we\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=54)