# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1062 "2019-01-27T06:51:31Z")
… don’t drive little clown cars. We drive … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1063 "2019-01-28T03:59:14Z")
a hard bargain when we buy them, too! If I had my way, every used-car salesman would be… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1064 "2019-01-28T04:08:46Z")
Made to go to clown college. I love the circus because\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1065 "2019-01-28T06:35:34Z")
…they pay by the week, allow all the cotton candy you can eat, and I’m allowed to brush a woman’s beard. What I don’t like is one side show barker because he… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1066 "2019-01-28T07:27:23Z")
Is hairless, just like his little mangy dog. I planned on calling the humane society on him but\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1067 "2019-01-28T16:04:24Z")
I forgot the number, and Google was offline all week. If I ever get a job at Google, I’m gonna… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1068 "2019-01-29T06:13:04Z")
…count the searches to see if will reach a googol. The strangest search will likely be about… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1069 "2019-01-29T06:18:25Z")
Mangy hairless dogs, definitely NSFW. (Oh, the nudity!) I would rather look for\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1070 "2019-01-29T09:03:33Z")
… Wikipedia entries on chemistry. Seriously, did you know that sodium … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1071 "2019-01-29T17:44:57Z")
is another word for “salt”? My stars! In other science news, Pluto is no longer… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1072 "2019-01-29T22:07:17Z")
living with Mickey, he’s decided to get his own place. I think I saw him on a game show recently, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1073 "2019-01-30T00:00:48Z")
He’s not good on it. Pluto can’t play Jeopardy worth a damn. Altho’, Alex cut him slack by\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1074 "2019-01-30T05:03:56Z")
not correcting any of his many mispronunciations. Every time I see Alex Trebek I wanna… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1075 "2019-02-02T08:47:00Z")
Cry I also cry when\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1076 "2019-02-03T00:44:12Z")
I think of dearly departed Aunt Martha. She used to make the best… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1077 "2019-02-03T06:18:57Z")
…men at all of her weddings go skinny dipping with her wedding eve. It came to an end when one of her grooms… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1078 "2019-02-03T06:24:02Z")
Remembered he was a former best-man. Skinny dipping often ends in\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1079 "2019-02-05T07:01:10Z")
…public decency arrests. The police just don’t get it, that nudity is… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1080 "2019-02-05T07:33:26Z")
… the way we come into the world. After that, however … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1081 "2019-02-05T08:25:20Z")
You start with diapers and end in diapers. Going commando gives me\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=55)