# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1082 "2019-02-06T00:41:06Z")
… less laundry to do the next time I do laundry. Of course, when I do laundry … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1083 "2019-02-06T00:58:50Z")
I do it fully dressed to the nines. I like to showing my\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1084 "2019-02-06T02:34:32Z")
… formal wear. It makes me feel like I’m at … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1085 "2019-02-07T01:06:30Z")
a wedding. The best wedding toast I ever heard ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1086 "2019-02-07T04:58:13Z")
… was the one where the speaker complimented the bridesmaids, thanked the groomsmen, and toasted the couple, and then shut up. At the last wedding I attended, the speaker … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1087 "2019-02-07T05:00:38Z")
Fell in the punch bowl. The punch was made of\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1088 "2019-02-07T05:06:48Z")
… equal parts of tequila, vodka, rye, gin, and Scotch. Oh, and some cherry Kool-Aid, because, after all … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1089 "2019-02-07T07:51:54Z")
…it would otherwise improper to give to children. If I want to sleep for a long time, I… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1090 "2019-02-07T08:14:57Z")
Drink that punch. It comes with a built in headache. For headaches I take\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1091 "2019-02-07T15:53:26Z")
no guff from nobody, see? My Uncle Clyde thinks he’s a hard-boiled Thirties private eye, but… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1092 "2019-02-08T01:10:59Z")
… it’s hard to take him seriously when all he can do is a poor Humphrey Bogart impression. Heck, Uncle Clyde doesn’t even have … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1093 "2019-02-08T02:42:04Z")
a fedora and a trenchcoat! Frankly, when he wears a muumuu and an Alpine hat, it’s a little hard to… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1094 "2019-02-08T02:46:06Z")
Dance the watusi. I want to dance when \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1095 "2019-02-10T01:05:42Z")
I hear the Hokey Pokey. That song really brings out the ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1096 "2019-02-10T06:40:16Z")
…philosophers who want to know what it’s all about. Certainly, my purpose in life is to… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1097 "2019-02-10T06:54:55Z")
Eat jello. My favorite flavor is\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1098 "2019-02-10T21:37:28Z")
lime because it matches my best suit. We did Jell-O shots ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1099 "2019-02-13T06:26:00Z")
… at a frat party, and Bill had a few too many. I do remember the next morning when Bill … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1100 "2019-02-13T06:51:29Z")
Started drinking again at 9am. The hair of the dog\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1101 "2019-02-13T07:35:44Z")
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