# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1102 "2019-02-13T08:38:31Z")
His dog needed grooming. The poodle cut\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1103 "2019-02-13T09:04:20Z")
… nothing, because his paws couldn’t hold the scissors. The poodle then decided to … ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1104 "2019-02-13T22:26:02Z")
give up on his plans to become a mohel. Rabbi Weinburg liked my matzo ball soup but… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1105 "2019-02-14T00:27:50Z")
But not my shiksa wife. The wedding was\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1106 "2019-02-14T05:44:12Z")
… one of the most, shall we say, _interesting_ I’ve ever attended. For instance, at one point, the best man … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1107 "2019-02-16T18:36:52Z")
Laughed out loud at the vow, ‘til death do we part’. Because he knew\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1108 "2019-02-17T22:45:26Z")
… it would end in divorce in six months, tops. There was more laughter to come at the reception when … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1109 "2019-02-18T00:43:52Z")
the bride threw her bouquet. You might have thought ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1110 "2019-02-18T03:39:04Z")
She was trying out for the big leagues. Whacked her Gramma right in the\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1111 "2019-02-18T04:07:08Z")
… corsage. But Grandma, ever the trouper, picked up the bouquet and … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1112 "2019-02-19T01:18:33Z")
threw a Hail Mary pass across the reception hall. It was caught by ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1113 "2019-02-19T01:54:28Z")
The doorman. He promptly took it\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1114 "2019-02-19T01:56:21Z")
and ran 43 yards for the touchdown. The damn ref, though, who must’ve been blind or something… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1115 "2019-02-19T23:00:25Z")
… disallowed the TD because he said the end zone wasn’t where the doorman ran. As a result, the wedding guests … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1116 "2019-02-20T05:10:36Z")
all ran for the buffet table, grabbing and eating or drinking anything in sight. It got so crazy that… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1117 "2019-02-20T06:17:11Z")
A food ensued. Fun was had by all! After hours the\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1118 "2019-02-20T06:48:14Z")
… staff looked at the mess and agreed that they were getting out of the reception hall business. Instead, they decided the premises would become … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1119 "2019-02-20T16:34:11Z")
an elaborately-decorated shrine to American actor and recurring Doper meme Orson Bean. Bean, reached for comment by TMZ, said, "… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1120 "2019-02-21T22:53:05Z")
"… I thought I was pretty much forgotten. But I’m glad to receive this honor, because …" ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1121 "2019-02-22T05:31:29Z")
it serves as an important reminder that I still have a vital role to play in American pop culture, or if not that, at least on high-end Internet message boards." His Holiness the Pope, reached for comment in Rome, burped politely behind his hand and said, "… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=57)