# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1162 "2019-04-01T01:47:12Z")

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“Hasta la vista, Baby!”

Now that the solstice sun had fully risen, the audience…

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1163 "2019-04-01T01:54:06Z")

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…can put away their goat leggings for another season, secure in the knowledge that the Great Lord BahahZan will gift them with another productive harvest.

The life of a farmer is difficult, but…

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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1164 "2019-04-01T02:01:59Z")

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…it is better than the life of his goats, who must survive the cruel winters minus their leggings.

At least the harvest…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1165 "2019-04-01T02:37:36Z")

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Wasn’t eaten by the goats.  
Goat meat is like\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1166 "2019-04-01T03:52:06Z")

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…that one shirt that doesn’t smell so bad under the pits as the rest on your floor, so you say “What the hell,” put it on, button up, Buttercup, and go out to face the day.

Too bad you always forget…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1167 "2019-04-01T05:04:05Z")

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… to shave.

Maybe I’m old school, but the current trend of stubble is …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1168 "2019-04-01T06:24:53Z")

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Rough on the chinny chin-chin.  
The Three little pigs often\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1169 "2019-04-01T22:47:57Z")

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… had to rebuild their houses.

You think they would have learned …

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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1170 "2019-04-01T23:47:11Z")

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…something about building by now, given their multiple viewings of _The Vanilla Ice Project_, as well as their night classes in masonry and dixonry at Potrzebie Vo-Tech, Bayside.

Everybody knows that when it comes to houses,…

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1171 "2019-04-02T06:13:45Z")

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…doors are almost always a necessary purchase.

Windows would be more fun if…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1172 "2019-04-02T07:59:41Z")

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… it didn’t constantly nag me to update.

I don’t like nagging so I …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1173 "2019-04-02T08:21:51Z")

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Go to the races and bet on the nag in the 5th race,to win.

Of course I lost my\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1174 "2019-04-02T10:26:33Z")

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… bet, because everyone knows that you don’t bet on the favourite in the fifth.

In the sixth race, however …

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1175 "2019-04-02T14:06:43Z")

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a filly named Blawnoxia won by a nose over Orson Bean, a gelding.

Mind you, I didn’t confirm he was a gelding, I just…

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1176 "2019-04-03T06:19:53Z")

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…consulted my astrologist.

My astrologist warned me that next full moon Jupiter rising, the love of my life will…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1177 "2019-04-03T06:39:46Z")

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… confess her love, pledge to be mine forever, and stand on her head and spit quarters.

I think that the astrologist …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1178 "2019-04-03T07:41:18Z")

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Got her predictions from a cereal box.  
That’s why my sign is Cuckoo for\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1179 "2019-04-05T03:03:11Z")

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… Cocoa Puffs!

The things that you can remember when …

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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1180 "2019-04-07T14:51:28Z")

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…one encounters a Madeleine, which can result in so many remembrances that vertigo is a major side effect.

Sometimes it is better to forget…

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1181 "2019-04-08T00:00:57Z")

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Madeleine.

It’s more important to focus attention on things like

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