# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/101 "2018-07-07T00:20:58Z")
causing seizures and having other severe ill effects on the viewing public. Last night I dreamt… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/102 "2018-07-07T00:37:50Z")
I was Hillary and came out of my pantsuit at a cabinet meeting. At the cabinet meeting\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/103 "2018-07-07T01:02:43Z")
…they all reviewed videos of karl Rove performing lewd acts. When the pirates boarded… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/104 "2018-07-07T04:55:54Z")
, they immediately declared nude Hillary pics a crime against Web-based humanity - and quite properly, too. I tell ya, it’s a crime the way some people \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/105 "2018-07-07T05:17:31Z")
Perform lewd acts. The room was full of\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/106 "2018-07-07T06:09:22Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Perform lewd acts. > > The room was full of\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Dawn donuts and debauchery. These pretzels are making me\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/107 "2018-07-07T06:11:54Z")
Twisted and salty. I like cheese on\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/108 "2018-07-07T13:51:30Z")
marshmallows. There’s so much potato salad left over from the holiday, I’m going to… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/109 "2018-07-07T14:11:39Z")
. . .start another holiday. Crickets chirping in the wind. . . ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/110 "2018-07-07T15:30:28Z")
reminded me to put my pants on before I went outside. Going outside without pants… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/111 "2018-07-07T16:13:42Z")
generally causes more problems than it solves. My pant are too… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/112 "2018-07-07T18:15:21Z")
. . .slobbery. I saw the best minds. . . ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/113 "2018-07-07T20:07:51Z")
Act like idjets, taking off their pants and panting. The movie I am watching\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/114 "2018-07-07T20:55:26Z")
is not nearly as entertaining as this thread. Spaghetti and meatballs… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/115 "2018-07-07T22:05:39Z")
Will ruin a white tee-shirt. When I wear white\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/116 "2018-07-08T03:36:40Z")
I feel compelled to get married again, but I usually get over it. My cousin T.K. has been married five times; you’d think \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/117 "2018-07-08T03:44:19Z")
he’d skip the costly and time wasting divorce settlement and just burn half his stuff every few years. When I asked Jenny to marry me, she said… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/118 "2018-07-08T05:16:50Z")
"I have Ebola " While oozing her liquified organs through her pores… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/119 "2018-07-08T06:32:50Z")
I sprayed air freshener. While cleaning a closet \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/120 "2018-07-08T06:38:07Z")
… I found a book that my ex-wife borrowed from the public library that was seven years overdue. While cooking dinner tonight, \_\_\_\_\_\_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=7)