# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1182 "2019-04-08T01:50:47Z")

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Cocoa puffs.  
When my Cocoa puffs are all gone I \_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1183 "2019-04-08T07:19:05Z")

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… go to the store and buy some more.

Speaking of cereal mascots, does anybody remember …

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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1184 "2019-04-08T16:19:14Z")

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Insulinny Needle, mascot of “Sugary Sugar Flakes (‘Now With More Sugar!’)”?

I’m trying to get healthier now, so…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1185 "2019-04-09T03:12:18Z")

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… I’m eating “Kale Flakes.”

Man, talk about eating …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1186 "2019-04-09T05:26:32Z")

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And I always go watch Food network.

It’s similar to dieting because\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1187 "2019-04-09T05:57:52Z")

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… they stress how unhealthy you’re currently eating (which makes you feel bad), then show you how to make something healthy, using expensive ingredients, and hours of prep time in order to produce something that tastes like …

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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1188 "2019-04-09T10:56:49Z")

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…deep-fried gator on a stick, aka, “chicken.”

Chickens, BTW, …

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1189 "2019-04-09T11:22:37Z")

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… are something I’d rather not discuss, as I’ve prepared them for the slaughterhouse.

One of the problems of having a buddy who has a livestock farm is …

Yeah, no. This is not fun. I’ve been to too many animal kills on the farm. Let’s change things up.

Today, I bought gas and …

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1190 "2019-04-11T06:00:50Z")

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…and a stuffed animal. I glued it to my hood.

A cop pulled me over, took a gander at my hood ornament and said…

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1191 "2019-04-11T06:24:12Z")

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“Why a duck?” in the worst Chico Marx impression I’ve ever heard.

And let me tell you, I’ve heard plenty of…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1192 "2019-04-11T06:46:18Z")

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Bad impressions coming from my own mouth.

My, Judy,Judy,Judy sounds like\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1193 "2019-04-13T04:43:08Z")

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…a steam locomotive.

But then, you have to expect the occasional…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1194 "2019-04-13T05:09:59Z")

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Hiccup.  
When I eat raw beets\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1195 "2019-04-13T05:28:34Z")

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…I put straws in my ears.

When I eat raw pigs feet…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1196 "2019-04-13T06:07:52Z")

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I always wear my hair in pigtails.

I never get used to the derision that\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1197 "2019-04-13T06:18:03Z")

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… was heaped upon me when I stated that food tastes better depending on how I’ve done my hair.

But it’s true; if I braid-and-bun it like Princess Leia, then beef noodle soup tastes like …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1198 "2019-04-13T06:46:13Z")

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Jabba the Huts bad breath smells.

A long, long time ago, in a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1199 "2019-04-13T07:44:53Z")

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… Ford Galaxie that is now far, far away in my memory–

Well, that story would be inappropriate, but I do recall the time when my buddies and I used that Galaxie to …

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1200 "2019-04-14T00:31:39Z")

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the ice cream shop.

When I dropped my rocky road…

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1201 "2019-04-14T04:31:27Z")

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…everyone asked me how I’d managed to pick up a road in the first place.

I told them it was easy, I just …

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