# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1222 "2019-04-22T04:27:13Z")

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Eat M&Ms instead.

If I’m offered chocolate I always\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1223 "2019-04-22T05:06:58Z")

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… say Yes!

But if offered gummi bears, I say …

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1224 "2019-04-22T06:40:54Z")

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let me tip you, I insist.

Every other day of the week is bearable, but whenever Monday comes…

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1226 "2019-04-22T08:03:24Z")

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contract pneumonia, be hospitalized for 2 months, and forced into bankruptcy. :rolleyes:

Every other day of the week is bearable, but whenever Monday comes…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1227 "2019-04-22T08:05:23Z")

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James! Great to have you with us, but in this game, we go with the post above of ours. You’ve quoted a few posts back, so let’s go with Covfefe’s above’s post

> [@Covfefe](#):
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> let me tip you, I insist.
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> Every other day of the week is bearable, but whenever Monday comes…

No harm, no foul, just tag onto Covfefe’s post, and we’re all good. And welcome to the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1228 "2019-04-22T08:08:08Z")

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Whoops, looks like Covfefe intercepted me. Oh well; let’s continue.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1229 "2019-04-22T14:57:00Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> contract pneumonia, be hospitalized for 2 months, and forced into bankruptcy. :rolleyes:
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> Every other day of the week is bearable, but whenever Monday comes…

I close my eyes and wish for Friday.

All my friends at the bowling alley think I’m …

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1230 "2019-04-22T17:18:35Z")

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wishing my life away.

Of course my friends at the bowling alley are all over 85 and

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1231 "2019-04-22T17:21:43Z")

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don’t vote and have particularly repellent skin conditions.

“There’s an ointment for that,” I said, as I \_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1232 "2019-04-22T19:44:53Z")

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Rolled another gutter ball.

Bowling alleys always smell\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1233 "2019-04-22T20:39:45Z")

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like feet.

You know that big feet means big \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1234 "2019-04-22T22:17:48Z")

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trouble once you go bowling and have to find the right size shoes.

[https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/biglebowski\_175pyxurz.jpg?quality=100&w=600](https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/biglebowski_175pyxurz.jpg?quality=100&w=600)

Just like in _The Big Lebowski_, the shoe guy at my alley was wearing a shirt that read “Saddam.” I thought, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1235 "2019-04-23T00:38:38Z")

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“Nobody f_cks with the Jesus, likewise I will not f_ck with this guy.”

My new shirt says…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1236 "2019-04-23T00:51:42Z")

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I’m with stupid------\>  
The stupid person is also my\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1237 "2019-04-23T06:19:13Z")

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… sidekick.

You see, I’m a superhero, and …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1238 "2019-04-23T06:48:06Z")

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Tooling around Gotham is boring with-out my Robin.

I’ve ordered a new cape of\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1239 "2019-04-23T08:23:38Z")

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… Good Hope.

The old one was messing up my navigation skills, and …

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1240 "2019-04-23T15:32:54Z")

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I kept spilling ketchup on it, so I decided to take Edna Mode’s advice.

I still remember the first time she designed a superhero costume for me, when she said, "\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1241 "2019-04-24T02:28:35Z")

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… “No capes! I only design superhero costumes _without_ capes.”

Her design worked well for me, because …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1242 "2019-04-24T02:36:11Z")

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I look good in short-shorts and stillettos.

Now if I could just lose\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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