# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1243 "2019-04-25T06:57:15Z")
… the stilettos, my feet would thank me. As for the short-shorts … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1244 "2019-04-25T07:27:08Z")
Who wears short shorts? When I ran out of ‘Nair’ I went to\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1245 "2019-04-25T13:45:13Z")
… the beach anyway. Once at the beach, I saw a gargantuan expanse of fishbelly white skin… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1246 "2019-04-26T06:17:19Z")
And no coppertone. Sunburn city! When I got burned\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1247 "2019-04-30T23:44:35Z")
I called my boss and said I wouldn’t be in. That’s not surprising because my boss ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1248 "2019-05-01T04:42:24Z")
… doesn’t expect me on days ending in “Y.” The boss does, however, expect me … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1249 "2019-05-01T04:51:41Z")
To have a tan. I find that terribly\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1250 "2019-05-01T04:52:44Z")
Dbl post. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1251 "2019-05-01T06:25:17Z")
…reward because tanning is the only thing I’m skilled at. I take that back. I am also good at filling… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1252 "2019-05-02T07:20:46Z")
… pie crusts. I like baking, because it … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1253 "2019-05-03T04:14:51Z")
Feeds the roaring crowd. When they are hungry they\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1254 "2019-05-03T05:07:48Z")
… grab torches and pitchforks, and threaten to storm my house. But I can usually calm then down by … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1255 "2019-05-04T07:27:38Z")
Threatening lawsuits. I want damages for\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1256 "2019-05-05T06:57:48Z")
… Half a million. I have no grounds for such a sum, but … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1257 "2019-05-08T02:18:07Z")
…quitters never win. I’m going for it. And i’ll sue for pain and suffering because… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1258 "2019-05-08T02:48:01Z")
I have a bruise on my ego. In other news I’m going on\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1259 "2019-05-08T03:45:05Z")
… “Jeopardy.” I just hope they don’t have a category about … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1260 "2019-05-12T19:16:26Z")
the Easter Bunny. I get chills every time I think about… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1261 "2019-05-13T05:39:04Z")
…lists of the world’s most smartest-like people because I are one. I also made the list for … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1262 "2019-05-13T05:52:39Z")
My dust bunny collection. Oh, I see it’s late on the calendar for\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=64)