# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1283 "2019-05-18T08:26:06Z")
… called UPS, and they looked after it. Problem was, that when I got it from them, it … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1284 "2019-05-18T08:39:54Z")
Was 50 acorns tied in a sack. The men from the press said\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1285 "2019-05-18T09:47:44Z")
… we only report the news. So I took my problem to UPS, who said, … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1286 "2019-05-18T10:23:37Z")
“We forgot your shipment, would you like a refund?” I wasn’t about to take… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1287 "2019-05-18T10:46:37Z")
… that kind of crap from anyone. But as my mom always said, … ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1288 "2019-05-18T10:57:46Z")
…“Wear clean underwear, because you never know.” One thing I know is… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1289 "2019-05-18T13:40:00Z")
It’s good to have the both of you back The way things are going\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1290 "2019-05-19T09:55:47Z")
… we’ll never get out of here alive. Especially those of you who … ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1291 "2019-05-19T10:44:09Z")
…can’t figure out who’s the mark at the table. A major “tell” is… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1292 "2019-05-19T11:04:49Z")
… when **Beck** taps her middle right-hand finger, which means the mark is to her right; or taps her left-hand middle finger, which means the mark is to her left; while **Panache** takes a pack of cigarettes from his shirt pocket (which means one seat in either direction), or a pack of cigarettes and a lighter (which means two seats), or fiddles with his phone (which means three seats), or taps his own finger, which means “I have no idea.” Still, it is a good idea not to play with these two, because … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1293 "2019-05-21T06:46:54Z")
they never clean up after themselves. This is obvious to everyone because… ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1294 "2019-05-21T07:57:31Z")
we are up to our knees in cigar ash, cigarette packs and lighters. Not to mention all the marks… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1295 "2019-05-21T08:10:37Z")
That leave me injured. On my way to the ER \_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1296 "2019-05-21T08:21:03Z")
a giant tobacco field appeared. Next to it was a billboard that… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1298 "2019-05-23T04:17:05Z")
… proclaimed “Cancer Cures Smoking.” When I pulled over a few miles down the road for gas … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1299 "2019-05-23T04:20:18Z")
The clerk mentioned not to stop and pick tobacco. When I peeled out of the station\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1300 "2019-05-23T04:34:03Z")
… I saw why he had warned me about picking the tobacco. In the middle of the tobacco field was … ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1301 "2019-05-23T06:26:50Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > … I saw why he had warned me about picking the tobacco. > > In the middle of the tobacco field was … … a naked female scarecrow. But lurking ten feet behind her was an enormous … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1302 "2019-05-23T06:55:49Z")
hole in the ground. The local farm boys fell in it trying to get a closer look. One day a guy with a \_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1303 "2019-05-23T07:51:25Z")
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