# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1324 "2019-05-29T08:02:32Z")
Yeast that won’t rise. Baking bread makes one feel\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1325 "2019-05-30T07:39:33Z")
… like they’ve accomplished something. But it took so long to make the bread that … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1326 "2019-05-30T08:15:35Z")
We had a day at the races. Groucho had his cigar and\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1327 "2019-05-30T22:56:56Z")
… mustache, and plenty of wisecracks. However, Jerry Lewis had … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1328 "2019-06-01T15:54:59Z")
his telethons. I once entertained the audience during a telethon, I took a hula hoop and ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1329 "2019-06-01T17:22:27Z")
guided it through a coffin. I can’t do magic tricks anymore, ever since… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1330 "2019-06-02T04:57:25Z")
…I couldn’t get anything but ostriches to come out of my hat. And as for my assistant, she entered a box… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1331 "2019-06-02T08:04:20Z")
… and emerged as a cat. When my cats saw this, they … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1332 "2019-06-03T19:04:59Z")
ostracized me. I won back their respect by… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1333 "2019-06-05T02:32:43Z")
… turning my assistant back into a human. At which point, the cats … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1334 "2019-06-09T04:28:51Z")
forgot everything that happened. The cats also lost the ability to recognize my face, so I had to wear my custom magician hat all the time, which hampered my ability to… ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1335 "2019-06-09T05:41:04Z")
pull rabbits out of it. But I was getting tired… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1336 "2019-06-09T09:01:36Z")
… of pulling rabbits out of hats. So instead, I started … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1337 "2019-06-09T23:33:41Z")
putting rabbits in bow ties. It wasn’t magic, but ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1338 "2019-06-10T02:50:31Z")
tragic that the animal rights activists scolded me. I joined a protest of theirs so I could… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1339 "2019-06-10T03:14:57Z")
Remove sweaters from Chihuahuas. I also let them\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1340 "2019-06-10T04:07:00Z")
… out for a run in an off-leash park. Which may not have been a good idea, because … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1341 "2019-06-10T04:42:42Z")
alligator habitat lies near the perimeter of some dog parks. Fortunately, I always manage to… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1342 "2019-06-10T06:03:27Z")
… carry anti-alligator spray. Getting it is not always easy, because … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1343 "2019-06-10T06:06:54Z")
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