# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1344 "2019-06-10T06:34:35Z")

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… Bat-Utility-Belt, when a fanny pack won’t do.

And then, I’m ready to …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1345 "2019-06-10T07:11:14Z")

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go to the cosplay venue.

I met several people dressed\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1346 "2019-06-10T10:54:11Z")

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… as Batman, but really, no Batman weighs 350 pounds.

I tried to supress a laugh, but …

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1347 "2019-06-10T11:46:45Z")

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someone dressed as the Joker swept me off my feet.

We had a wonderful time even though…

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1348 "2019-06-10T13:46:52Z")

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the doctor today says the resulting infection may be antibiotic resistant.

I guess the lesson here is…

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1349 "2019-06-10T14:39:17Z")

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some people just want to watch the world burn.

The cosplay conventions will be in for a rude awakening when…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1350 "2019-06-11T04:13:07Z")

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behold, I finally gain the power of mind control!

Telekinesis, on the other hand, is really…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1351 "2019-06-11T04:27:15Z")

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… moving.

The movie _Carrie_ was actually …

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1352 "2019-06-11T11:53:21Z")

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… a commercial for dry cleaner products.

Why on earth would anyone in their right mind…

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1353 "2019-06-11T13:22:36Z")

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hire a lawyer?

No parent ever wants to…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1354 "2019-06-12T03:32:39Z")

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… lose their child at an amusement park.

The children, on the other hand, just want …

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1355 "2019-06-12T03:58:59Z")

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to eat enough cotton candy to be spectacularly ill.

When my niece Brunhilde ate three big bags of cotton candy and then went on the Tilt-A-Whirl, you would not…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1356 "2019-06-12T05:39:03Z")

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… believe the range she got when she got sick.

Hell, it went so far that …

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1357 "2019-06-12T13:00:21Z")

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…she won a blue ribbon in the watermelon seed spitting contest despite the fact she wasn’t even technically a participant.

The other great thing about amusement parks and county fairs is…

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1358 "2019-06-12T13:24:31Z")

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running into Jehovah’s Witnesses.

But I was banned from riding in the bumper cars after…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1359 "2019-06-13T03:32:30Z")

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Brunhilde drove off in one and wouldn’t bring it back.

She’s quite a feisty little girl; one time she even…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1360 "2019-06-13T04:49:02Z")

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… hijacked one of the planes from the Kiddieland Airplane Ride.

But that doesn’t compare to when she …

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1361 "2019-06-13T07:09:32Z")

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marched into the beer garden with her candy cigarettes.

She was mad I’d had her attend a concert featuring…

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1362 "2019-06-13T23:56:38Z")

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Josie and the Pussycats.

She would’ve preferred

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**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1363 "2019-06-14T00:33:15Z")

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…taking her pet yak to a concert by the Hu, a Mongolian Heavy Metal Throat-Singing band she found on YouTube when, in searching for the “Shoop Shoop Song,” Brunhilde mistakenly typed “Shoog Shoog.”

Typos have led to many an interesting find, such as…

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