# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1364 "2019-06-14T03:32:55Z")
Brunhilde’s inadvertently naughty transposition of letters in my draft Facebook posting about “all the motherufcking sankes on this motherufcking plnae.” I keep asking her not to mess around with my FB account, but… ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1365 "2019-06-14T04:45:08Z")
maybe she can’t hear, since I only instruct her not to do things while she is asleep. It’s not that I’m timid, I just have… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1366 "2019-06-14T07:40:00Z")
Don’t like the kid. I’m officially announcing my\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1367 "2019-06-14T08:17:23Z")
^^^^ Presidential campaign based on getting all Media providers to use the same effing channel numbers as everyone else. When I lose, I’ll definitely have to… ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1368 "2019-06-14T08:32:26Z")
leave SDMB forever out of shame and disgrace. Oh well, maybe I could buy out the site and convert these forums to… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1369 "2019-06-15T05:10:56Z")
…the Church of the SubGenius. Or perhaps to a belief in… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1370 "2019-06-15T05:15:17Z")
the divinity of Orson Bean, as all right-thinking people surely accept in their hearts. The last time I mentioned Orson Bean around here, … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1371 "2019-06-15T07:05:29Z")
an Andrew Breitbart colleague (so they claimed!) offered me an internship. Actually, this person turned out to be… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1372 "2019-06-17T08:01:26Z")
Sean Bean. I love english comedy because\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1373 "2019-06-17T11:00:15Z")
it’s more palatable than Neil Hamburger. The only funny thing Australia ever gave the world is… ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1374 "2019-06-17T19:38:30Z")
…an uncanny feeling of déjà vu. The infobahn is redolent with… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1375 "2019-06-18T06:22:52Z")
… fake news. So when I want real news … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1376 "2019-06-18T06:58:13Z")
I make it up in my head. The rumor mill is like\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1377 "2019-06-18T07:12:43Z")
…a truculent stray dog: it bites the hand that feeds it. Pet owners often tout… ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1378 "2019-06-19T19:52:35Z")
breath mints. My breath is extremely… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1379 "2019-06-19T21:53:14Z")
… minty. That doesn’t help when I drink … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1380 "2019-06-19T22:47:41Z")
Hot chocolate. Mint hot chocolate. Yum! I just invented that. Aren’t you\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1381 "2019-06-20T05:13:27Z")
…a regular in the gallery of Judge Judy? I was on Judge Judy once. I got sued by my business partner because… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1382 "2019-06-20T06:18:53Z")
… I didn’t believe, as he did, that the terms of the written contract could be changed by a voice mail message. But, as Judge Judy told him, … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1383 "2019-06-20T07:24:34Z")
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