# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1404 "2019-07-11T09:27:49Z")
puts a song in my heart. I plan to write a musical featuring… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1405 "2019-07-12T04:42:31Z")
… the Geico gecko, Mr. Clean, and Ronald McDonald. I think I’ll call it … ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1406 "2019-07-12T19:04:56Z")
How to Save $15 or More on Bath Salts. When I show my scripts to other people, they… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1407 "2019-07-14T02:52:04Z")
… express interest, but I get the feeling that the scripts are round-filed as soon as I leave. But I keep trying, because I know that someday … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1408 "2019-07-14T03:47:28Z")
My ship will come in. I hope I’m not at the\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1409 "2019-07-16T06:08:58Z")
…bar all passed out when it does. My secret hangover cure is… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1410 "2019-07-16T07:43:02Z")
… two dashes of Angostura Bitters, an ounce of vodka, apintofOldHarper, some beef jerky, and a Three Musketeers. It leaves me feeling … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1411 "2019-07-17T06:28:35Z")
…like I’m in a dream…and like I have eaten dirty socks. And for the rest of the day, rest assured, I can… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1412 "2019-07-18T20:25:15Z")
… taste dirty socks. The only thing that makes that go away is … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1413 "2019-07-22T04:37:19Z")
…gargling with raw eggs and hot sauce. Sometimes I pretend I’m a former astronaut in order to… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1414 "2019-07-22T06:05:28Z")
… pick up women. Though they see right through the ploy when … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1415 "2019-07-24T07:10:44Z")
They notice my astronaut boots are really Uggs. I wear my Uggs to\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1416 "2019-07-25T03:06:17Z")
… the mall, the supermarket, when visiting friends, and so on. The only place I don’t wear them is … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1417 "2019-08-17T23:41:34Z")
in the swimming pool because I’m usually skinny dipping. Once when I was sitting poolside, umbrella drink in hand, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1418 "2019-08-18T00:23:23Z")
It started to rain. My drink stayed dry. I went inside and… ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1419 "2019-08-18T04:04:42Z")
had another. I was pretty blitzed by the time… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1420 "2019-08-18T04:37:52Z")
…the alien landed. He cocked his head at me and said… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1421 "2019-08-18T04:46:56Z")
… “Hey, can you recommend a good restaurant nearby?” Not quite what I expected, but … ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1422 "2019-08-18T06:18:45Z")
I told him where the nearest Chili’s was. He asked if they served… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1423 "2019-08-18T18:17:01Z")
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