# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1524 "2019-11-14T16:46:40Z")

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… were getting high on airplane glue and arming themselves with X-Acto knives?

But the worst part was …

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1525 "2019-11-14T19:47:25Z")

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the management staff, bitching and moaning about the Affordable Care Act.

If you ask me,…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1526 "2019-11-15T19:34:24Z")

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… they should spend less time bitching and moaning, and more time actually working.

But that’s unlikely, so …

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1527 "2019-11-16T06:22:58Z")

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…I’ll just fill in the adult coloring books while I’m in the store.

As far as the children’s coloring books…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1528 "2019-11-16T06:36:42Z")

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… who says I cannot color a cute kitty green, if I want to?

Of course, no cat comes in that color, but …

(As an aside, does anybody remember those Doodle-Art posters from back in the 1970s, where you colored a poster?)

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1529 "2019-11-16T07:28:28Z")

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…who gives a rat’s ass?

Creativity, man, that’s what it’s about, like the guy who…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1530 "2019-11-16T07:54:25Z")

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… say, “Carburetors, man, that’s what life is all about.”

They’re only second to tuck-and-roll upholstery and …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1531 "2019-11-16T08:09:06Z")

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A teak dash board.  
The real art on a car is\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1532 "2019-11-16T08:30:39Z")

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… the airbrushed dragons, warriors, and scantily-clad maidens on 1970s shaggin’ wagons.

Ah, the 1970s, when …

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1533 "2019-11-16T14:53:49Z")

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…you could read Playboy and not get verbally castrated by fauxminists.

That isn’t feminism, that’s…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1534 "2019-11-16T14:55:58Z")

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…Miss Havisham in a new black dress.

The problem with superhero movies is…

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1535 "2019-11-16T15:11:43Z")

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I’ve never gotten to star in one.

Of course, my superpower is

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1536 "2020-10-27T01:17:09Z")

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…resurrecting zombie game threads.

Do you remember that one time…

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1537 "2020-10-27T01:40:50Z")

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. . . you forgot you posted here years ago?

Whenever I pay to renew my membership on the Board. . .

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1538 "2020-10-27T02:08:51Z")

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… I’m glad that I get the Charter Member discount.

Of course, with the board switchover to a new platform …

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1539 "2020-10-27T17:31:41Z")

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…multiple mishaps occurred.  
For example,…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1540 "2020-10-28T21:39:37Z")

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… there was the Noodle Incident.

And then there was the time …

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1541 "2020-10-29T00:37:52Z")

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…when The Noodle Incident did NOT occur as planned.

That led to…

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1542 "2020-10-29T07:24:26Z")

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…some kind of fire drill.

Anyway, eventually…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1543 "2020-10-29T07:32:56Z")

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… we gathered outside, and the fire department showed up, and determined that there was no danger.

So we went back inside the building, where …

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