# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/141 "2018-07-09T16:28:21Z")
…I think to myself that one of these days I’ll have to read something in it other than the comics and crossword puzzle. The movie _Uncle Drew_ is to motion picture history as… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/142 "2018-07-09T16:40:29Z")
retrophrenology is to medicine. I’m told that all the spicy food I’ve been eating has caused my… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/143 "2018-07-09T17:18:48Z")
. . . nose to become runny. Tonight, I’m looking forward to my favorite dinner of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/144 "2018-07-09T18:09:16Z")
plomeek soup, grilled Lombardy Pudding Elk cutlets and mashed smackles. If you recognize all three of those references, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/145 "2018-07-09T21:37:57Z")
…then your name is probably Orson Bean. There once was a man from Nantucket… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/146 "2018-07-09T21:48:17Z")
He kept his golf balls in a bucket. Meanwhile, back at the golf course \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/147 "2018-07-09T22:18:52Z")
the caddy told the ball washer to suck it. The ball washer replied … ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/148 "2018-07-10T03:11:15Z")
“Three for a dollar. Same price as downtown.” An no point do I want to… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/149 "2018-07-10T03:23:20Z")
Go downtown. All the way uptown there are\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/150 "2018-07-10T03:34:53Z")
Crocodile infested pools with vines to swing over them. The treasure you seek… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/151 "2018-07-10T05:50:16Z")
… is not something I can help you with. I can, however, help you with … ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/152 "2018-07-10T06:09:40Z")
… that embarrassing itch you are reluctant to talk about. As for me, the last time an itch embarrassed me I solved the problem by … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/153 "2018-07-10T06:21:21Z")
Rolling in sand. The Doctor told me\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/154 "2018-07-10T06:25:29Z")
…from within a biohazard suit "you’ll be just fine. Wait here for just a moment " and then nervously left. Five minutes later… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/155 "2018-07-10T06:55:22Z")
… I left too, and went to the hospital cafeteria for coffee and a sandwich. Nobody dropped dead, but a few people … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/156 "2018-07-10T07:14:58Z")
…'s faces rotted off as they fled in panic. The cafeteria potato salad… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/157 "2018-07-10T15:07:26Z")
made even the inexorably deadly pandemic all around me worthwhile. It must be the paprika. My mom’s potato salad, on the other hand, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/158 "2018-07-10T15:10:33Z")
must be what evil tastes like. The only acceptable way to cook potatoes is… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/159 "2018-07-10T15:10:49Z")
. . . baking them. The best book I’ve ever read was \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/160 "2018-07-10T15:24:48Z")
‘The Joy of cooking.’ My favorite chapter is ‘Pies’, in it I found\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=9)