# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/161 "2018-07-10T15:26:31Z")
written by Dr. Seuss. I like to read about… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/162 "2018-07-10T19:07:45Z")
pirates in love. I’ve often dreamed of sailing… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/163 "2018-07-11T00:30:32Z")
…in a sea of cheese. I arrived at the river styx… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/164 "2018-07-11T00:58:19Z")
With a bag of pretzels. It turned into a real\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/165 "2018-07-11T04:01:52Z")
…pretzel styx orgy! One of the things I learned is that pretel styx (or sticks) are useful for… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/166 "2018-07-11T05:42:17Z")
…nostril appendages during congressional hearings. I also use pretzel sticks …. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/167 "2018-07-11T05:54:35Z")
…in black magic blood rituals for salt replacement. After extracting the still-beating heart… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/168 "2018-07-11T06:16:07Z")
… I passed it around so every member of the medical school class could have a close look. While holding it, one student said, … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/169 "2018-07-11T13:41:59Z")
“This looks just like my Great Aunt Edna’s!” When he cackled maniacally, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/170 "2018-07-11T16:39:00Z")
…Great Aunt Edna woke up in the operating room. She screamed to her nephew,”… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/171 "2018-07-11T17:06:39Z")
. . . I just saw Heaven. Get me a pen! She started to write \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/172 "2018-07-11T18:22:31Z")
…a suicide note. But when I \_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/173 "2018-07-11T19:08:26Z")
…explained to her that heaven had very limited seating and that she’d failed to call ahead for reservations, Aunt Edna grew furious. "Now look here, sonny boy \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/174 "2018-07-11T23:00:37Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > "Now look here, sonny boy \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ When there are grey skies, I don’t mind the grey skies, You make them blue, Sonny Boy!" "If it’s Tuesday. . . ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/175 "2018-07-11T23:07:44Z")
…you get cheap tacos. On Wednesday… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/176 "2018-07-11T23:13:04Z")
It’s ham for hump day. Yum. After slicing the ham I had\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/177 "2018-07-11T23:19:20Z")
a craving for some pineapple. After slicing the pineapple… ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/178 "2018-07-12T02:55:26Z")
I just stare at it and wonder on the complexity. But when it’s all peeled and crushed… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/179 "2018-07-12T03:13:09Z")
I realize the error of my ways. Pineapples have feelings too. So, I run to join the\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/180 "2018-07-12T03:22:38Z")
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