# Finish the Joke Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke-thread/921297>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 23, 2020, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke-thread/921297 "2020-09-23T09:33:42Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke-thread/921297/41 "2020-10-28T15:17:15Z")

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🤦‍♂️  
I don’t know what came over my keyboard.  
😅

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A couple of twins enter a bar.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke-thread/921297/42 "2020-10-31T18:34:25Z")

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## The bartender said “what’ll it be, double for the double?” The twins said “Gosh dad, you wore that joke out years ago.”

What’s the difference between a monk and a bicycle pump?

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke-thread/921297/43 "2021-04-30T12:16:41Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> What’s the difference between a monk and a bicycle pump

A monk is a prayer confessor and a pump is an air compressor.

_An antivaxer walks into a bar…_

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke-thread/921297/44 "2021-04-30T14:22:30Z")

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_An antivaxer walks into a bar…_  
… and orders a tequila on the rocks. “I don’t do shots,” he says.

A pink elephant walked into bar…

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke-thread/921297/45 "2021-04-30T15:16:18Z")

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Donny the Drunk says “I’ll have what he’s having.”

What did the pillow guy say to the voting machine?

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