# Finish the joke: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933 "2017-04-21T16:45:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/1 "2017-04-21T16:45:12Z")
Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock [walk into](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/20/us/politics/sarah-palin-kid-rock-ted-nugent-white-house.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news) the White House. . . ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/2 "2017-04-21T17:08:13Z")
(Before reading the article) And then Kid Rock sighs, “_Nuge… we should have known better than to trust Sarah with the navigation_”. (After reading it) I got nothin’. But here’s some side-splitting humor from deep within the article itself. :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > “Asked why I invited Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, I [Palin] joked, ‘Because Jesus was booked,’” she wrote. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/3 "2017-04-21T17:14:04Z")
…and Trump becomes the smartest person in the room. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/4 "2017-04-21T17:31:32Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > …and Trump becomes the smartest person in the room. Winner. Close the thread. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/5 "2017-04-21T19:11:32Z")
“Proctologists rewrite rules as feces re-enters sphincter” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/6 "2017-04-21T20:14:03Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Winner. Close the thread. Agreed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/7 "2017-04-21T20:33:38Z")
…and Ted wants to know why the Secret Service gets so antsy about target practice in the Rose Garden. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/8 "2017-04-21T20:35:04Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > …and Trump becomes the smartest person in the room. No, there was a portrait of Hillary Clinton in the room. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/9 "2017-04-21T20:38:30Z")
> [@](#): > > ‘Because Jesus was booked,’ she wrote. But then his dad made some phone calls and got the charges dropped. ---
**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/10 "2017-04-21T21:14:54Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Finish the joke: > > Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock [walk into](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/20/us/politics/sarah-palin-kid-rock-ted-nugent-white-house.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-headng&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news) the White House. . . . . . grinning from ear-to-ear, knowing that they had played a roll in preventing ol’ Hillary from taking up residence. . . . wondering what ol’ Hillary was up to these days. . . . Nugent, and Palin, and Rock. Oh my! Nugent, and Palin, and Rock. Oh my! _We’re off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear - he is a whiz of a wiz. If ever a whiz there was If ever - oh ever a wiz there was The wizard of Oz is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the wonderful things he does. We’re off to see the wizard._ ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/11 "2017-04-21T21:16:16Z")
Fake News. NYT selectively quoted Ted Nugent as calling Obama a “mongrel”, which ignores any possible context for the word. Nugent called Obama a “subhuman mongrel”. Ladies and gentlemen, a role model for our current President. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/12 "2017-04-21T21:28:21Z")
Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent: Cliff Clavin: Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen? ---
**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/13 "2017-04-21T21:37:28Z")
> [@Chisquirrel](#): > > Fake News. NYT selectively quoted Ted Nugent as calling Obama a “mongrel”, which ignores any possible context for the word. > > Nugent called Obama a “subhuman mongrel”. Ladies and gentlemen, a role model for our current President. Did you read the OP? (“OP” meaning “opening post”?) ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/14 "2017-04-21T21:42:18Z")
…and then the murders began. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/15 "2017-04-21T23:16:51Z")
…we have pigeon eggs. Ok, no, that didn’t work. Lemme think on this. ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/16 "2017-04-22T08:59:38Z")
… And the doorman says “GTFO, this isn’t a bar” ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/17 "2017-04-22T12:25:09Z")
I like the 2nd winner of the Dlisted Caption This contest [here](http://dlisted.com/2017/04/21/the-caption-this-contest-for-april-20th-3/). ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-joke/784933/18 "2017-04-22T16:21:07Z")
Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent ja Kid Rock menevät Valkoiseen Taloon. . .