# Finish the Limerick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499 "2007-06-26T17:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/61 "2007-06-28T19:29:10Z")
[QUOTE=buttonjockey308] Twas a young shooter named Willie… [/QUOTE] Who wanted a girl named Millie. He thought she was hot, But when he took his shot, She told him to go screw a filly. I’ve heard that three words end in _gry_… ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/62 "2007-06-28T19:48:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] I’ve heard that three words end in _gry_… [/QUOTE] Niin ohut että sydämesi Mene vuorille Mene kauas merelle Hyväilen sinua, mene, mene. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/63 "2007-06-28T19:49:14Z")
[QUOTE=saoirse] Niin ohut että sydämesi Mene vuorille Mene kauas merelle Hyväilen sinua, mene, mene. [/QUOTE] Oops. Never mind. I misread the thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/64 "2007-06-28T20:38:38Z")
There’s a rule: no writing in Quenya except in LOTR threads 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/65 "2007-06-28T22:04:14Z")
There’s a rule: no writing in Quenya Because you never know when ya Will need someone’s aid To know what **saoirse** said. Elvish: as foreign as Kenya. \<-- yeah, that’s pretty lame A nerd who loved Tolkein once said… ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/66 "2007-06-29T00:42:36Z")
A nerd who loved Tolkein once said, “I’d like horns to come out of my head” I’d rule Middle earth, and show them my worth, and get a REAL LIVE girl in my bed. There was a Pirate I knew name of Roger… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/67 "2007-06-29T04:34:39Z")
[QUOTE=buttonjockey308] There was a Pirate I knew name of Roger… [/QUOTE] Who was a boring old arse of a codger Though a peg leg he was I didn’t listen because to me just another coffin dodger Two guys named Jack and Bob… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/68 "2007-06-29T05:22:54Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Two guys named Jack and Bob… [/QUOTE] had a fondness for each other’s knob they tried all kinds of things dildoes, butt-plugs, and swings and even a dried up corn cob :eek: A wizened old Rabbi from Brooklyn… ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/69 "2007-06-29T07:06:16Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] A wizened old Rabbi from Brooklyn… [/QUOTE] Bought hookers and started with ticklin’, They’d laugh and he’d come, And pay a large sum, Then fry up a large batch of chitlins. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/70 "2007-06-29T07:14:52Z")
Oh right, a new starter line. First I have to share this quote, because I can’t resist. “There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a-” “Data!” [sub]Ahem, moving on…[/sub] There once was a lonley programmer… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/71 "2007-06-29T13:33:07Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] There once was a lonley programmer… [/QUOTE] Who grew bored and became a spammer Pushing perscription pills For all sorts of thrills until his fingers were broken with a hammer. How about Straight Dope cliches… ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/72 "2007-06-29T17:43:08Z")
There once was a butcher named Hutton… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/73 "2007-06-29T18:55:38Z")
How about Straight Dope cliches Think of liberals, dweebs and “the gays” There’s a general theme A non-ignorance meme That’s enforced on the seldomest days There once was a butcher named Hutton ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/74 "2007-06-29T19:16:38Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] There once was a butcher named Hutton [/QUOTE] Who was asked to cut up some mutton His day could have been nicer – He got caught by the slicer Not only his hands, but his butt in! Kate and Amy took off their tops… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/75 "2007-06-29T19:20:31Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] There once was a butcher named Hutton [/QUOTE] Who made himself a wife out of mutton When caught getting down He turned with a frown And said “C’mon, I aint’ doing nuttin.” Kate and Amy took off their tops… ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/76 "2007-06-29T20:02:24Z")
There once was a butcher named Hutton, whose wife was a glutton for mutton. He snuck up beside 'er, threw 'er into the grinder… …NO MUTTON NO GLUTTON **NO NUTHIN’!** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/77 "2007-07-01T03:26:32Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Kate and Amy took off their tops… [/QUOTE] Kate and Amy took off their tops When busted by radar-armed cops. They were doin’ ‘bout eighty, So they flirted R-ratey… But the cops knew well the girls’ pops! There once was a die-hard “Die Hard” fan, ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/78 "2007-07-01T06:51:56Z")
there once was a twin name of Juan looked just like brother Amal The pictures were taken only of Juan, if-I am not mistaken, cus if you seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal FML Next line Two photons set out one night ---
**Author:** ![Djurmz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@Djurmz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Djurmz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/79 "2007-07-01T16:37:19Z")
There was once a die-hard “Die Hard” fan. Shocked by the latest die-hard plan a PG-13 rating? it sounds too sedating Where’s the YIPPEKIYAYMOTHERFUCKER, man? ETA: Two photons set out one night ---
**Author:** ![Djurmz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@Djurmz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Djurmz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499/80 "2007-07-01T17:39:32Z")
Photons? This is the lowest I could go when given photons… Two photons set out one night Chasing women, at the speed of light we’ll never get ass we don’t have any mass only molecules can we excite. New line: Old Brutus, he worked on the dock… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-limerick/409499.md?page=5)