…happens to be sitting at the desk ready to receive the call, but will never pick up a handset. He (always he) will always press a button to put the call on speakerphone or nod to a lackey to do so.
When a woman between the ages of 14-48 vomits…
she always manages to hit someone else.
When a very young child says something loudly in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner…
…there is an awkward silence and then the crumudegeonly old patriarch of the family starts laughing.
The refrigerator always…
Late
withstands nuclear explosions.
When someone sees their SO talking with an attractive member of the opposite sex…
…conceals someone who appears behind the open door and scares the crap out of you when the door is closed.
Whenever someone is shown coughing, they will…
When someone sees their SO talking with an attractive member of the opposite sex… conceals someone who appears behind the open door and scares the crap out of you when the door is closed.
Heh. Nice.
Whenever someone is shown coughing, they will… be dead within half an hour.
since this is the latest unanswered one, I’ll take it from here
…and accuse the SO of two-timing, it turns out that the person in question is his brother or sister.
In a contemporary war movie, what three things would happen to any one who dares to mention his family or shows a photograph of his young daughter “who is waiting back home” for him?
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The photo will blow out of his hands and down the line, signaling . . .
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that the little girl is home on her knees at her bedside saying a prayer for Daddy, who right at this minute . . .
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is being blown out of his boots.
R.I.P.
Oh. And a a woman between the ages of 14-48 who vomits is clearly pregnant. Duh.
If you’re running away from the bad guy and arrive at an elevator, how long will you have to wait for the elevator?
Anywhere from 0 seconds (if the other bad guy is in the elevator) to .2 seconds before the bad guy rounds the corner to the elevator bay. You are, of course, required by law to punch the button repeatedly, muttering, “Come on…come on!” under your breath.
A young woman who is estranged from her mother will soon discover…
That her mother is dying.
And I can’t think of another cliche, so someone else take this one…
So true!
Not to mention that if the bad guy does by chance make it to the elevator it will be by extending his arm between the closing doors when they are < 5" apart, never when the doors are fully wide open.
A woman just out of the shower always manages to…
If the protagonist is going to take a public transit bus … (list up to 5)
…he will commandeer the bus for his chase/escape purposes, regardless of his lack of authority or how many passengers are already on it.
…he will never pay the fare.
Giant monsters are never hurt by bullets or conventional weapons fire, but they always…
grab a towel and hold it around her in an enticing, will-it-slip? manner.
Giant monsters are never hurt by bullets or conventional weapons fire, but they always…
…but they always have a fatal weakness which their Alien Overlords never thought of, like being allergic to water.
If someone dreamed that their friends and her are all going to die…
…they will, no matter how hard she tries to convince them that they’re in grave danger.
When a tough cop is reading someone his Miranda rights…
…then the same music that was in the background of the dream sequence will be playing when the group is actually in danger, letting the audience know This Is When Bad Things Are Going To Happen.
Our Hero is on his way to an important meeting in a large American city. He’s driving his car and he’s late. But just when he gets to the building where the meeting is to be held…
…the framed hero will be desperately trying to convey something to him, to no avail.
Put the following in order of death in a horror movie, from first to last.
Celibate girl who wears flattering but practical clothing
The practical joker
The sullen, hesitant leader
The couple having sex in their car
The one black guy
The attractive, masculine hero who loves Celibate Girl more than anything
The timid, quiet ten year-old girl.