Other possible answers included: There was no way to distinguish an impostor. They were unable to hit little brown bears despite a 10:1 numbers advantage.
exhales the smoke as if it were a cigarette and feels the effects immediately.
Of all emotional bonding, the strongest is that of an unhappy child from a wealthy white family and…
…their sassy, all-wise black servant.
Any character who quotes the Bible regularly and without irony is obviously…
…a total hypocrite.
In order for a low budget art house film to become a cult classic that most hate and others swear “you just didn’t get it!”, the cliches it must have include… (at least two but as many as you like)
ennui-stricken characters who speak directly into the camera, and semi-attractive women with unshaved armpits, as well as…
Surreal montages that may be dreams or may be flashbacks (we just don’t know), as well as…
…graphic sex that verges on gonzo porn, as well as…
closeups of inanimate objects and gratuitous sex scenes as well as…
an innapropriate score that the director calls “experimental” and “edgy” but is really just his sister’s 3-year old banging on a sitar with pan flute, as well as,
the complete absence of a coherent plot.
When two high level chess players have a game…
…they make their moves like they’re double-parked, all the while discussing freely between themselves.
Any robot in a sci-fi movie will…
turn on its human masters. Crush! KILL! DESTROY!
That charming young lady’s father is…
a secret agent, only you’ll think he is the enemy until the very end. Either that, or your father.
When the hero discovers he has gotton an ugly, poor one night stand pregnant when he is set to marry the wealthy, beautiful girl in a week, he will…
If it’s a comedy, he will try desperately to keep his wealthy fiancee from finding out, only to end up marrying the ugly poor girl. If it’s a drama, he will kill her, only to get found out eventually.
Whenever someone receives a package they didn’t order and not from anyone they know…
it either has a mysterious, life-changing surprise in it, or a bomb.
Whenever a character enters a movie theater…
…ignore her. Which her he’ll ignore depends on the genre.
If a movie starts with a hero _________, he won’t be ____________ by the end of the film, and vice versa. (same word for both blanks)
… he’s always alone, it’s always dark, the movie is running, and the person to whom he is going to tell the time-sensitive, important plot point will always stop him from doing so, saying, “Shhh, this is the good part.”
Let’s continue with pedescribe’s cliche: “If a movie starts with a hero _________, he won’t be ____________ by the end of the film, and vice versa. (same word for both blanks)”
Drinking or Staying Sober
When a scene shows a dog wandering through underbrush or an alley, it will…
…find a dead body.
Things that you know about all mainstream preachers from movies include…
The two main varieties are: the soft-spoken, center-to-liberal guidance counselor type; and the fire-and-brimstone fundie, the kind that wants to ban dancing from the school prom.
When the hail of gunfire keeping our heroes pinned down stops abruptly and an eerie silence descends, it means…