# Finish the Next Generation episode. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148 "2005-05-10T00:45:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/1 "2005-05-10T00:45:58Z")
Data: Captain, the universe will begin collapsing in upon itself in 1.99999999999999999999999999999…… Picard: Two, Dater, the answer is two! Data: Captain, you do not yet know what units I am using. The number of significant figures may still be relevant. Picard: I am going to make you relevant with a soldering iron, Mr. Dater! Riker: Captain, perhaps you should lie down in your ready room. You seem to be disturbed. Troi: I sense someone bucking for a promotion. Picard: Disturbed? You’re damn right I’m disturbed! (Gestures dramatically at view screen, like Horatio pointing to a bridge) People down there are killing and eating each other and the Prime Directive limits us to drinking this vile tea and scratching ourselves! Wesley enters the bridge, kicking a soccer ball. He cracks the viewscreen. Picard draws a phaser and shoots Wesley dead. Picard: That cost me 1,500 credits! Riker: Sir, may I remind you that we do not use money? Picard shoots Riker dead. Troi gestures to Worf, who approaches with a large butterfly net. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/2 "2005-05-10T01:01:32Z")
**::RESET::** ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/3 "2005-05-10T01:03:21Z")
Neelix!! Get out of the fucking HoloDeck!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/4 "2005-05-10T01:07:50Z")
Geordi: I’ve got a polarity reverser and I’m not afraid to use it!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/5 "2005-05-10T01:08:22Z")
Chakotay mused over his situation. Maybe if he left some Janeway/Seven slash outside her cabin door…His finger idly slipped over the RESET switch. _Dammit_ ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/6 "2005-05-10T01:49:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Troi gestures to Worf, who approaches with a large butterfly net. Worf, sensing victory now that Riker is dead, grabs Troi and runs off with her. Victory is his! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/7 "2005-05-10T02:09:55Z")
> [@smiling bandit](#): > > Worf, sensing victory now that Riker is dead, grabs Troi and runs off with her. Victory is his! Troi senses Worf’s power and cries “Worf. I sense your power!” Worf, who prefers less verbal forms of communications during the practice of mating, growls, dumps Troi in a corridor, and goes to 10-forward for a drink. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/8 "2005-05-10T02:11:33Z")
Picard smirks and presses the Reset Button. Nothing happens. “Geordi! Fix this damned thing! How can we run a starship without a reset button?” “She’ll no take it,Captain!” Picard began to shake, repeadedly jabbing the inert button… ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/9 "2005-05-10T02:12:58Z")
…and then the Borg show up and assimilate everyone… the end or… the Borg show up, only to be moralized to death by Janeway, in order to avoid her grating voice, the Collective engages self-destruct or… Worf introduces the latest Klingon delicacy, Deep Fried Tribbles ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/10 "2005-05-10T03:20:59Z")
Jonathan Archer shows up, stepping through a time portal, and discovers it gave him a Temporal Cold Sore. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-next-generation-episode/303148/11 "2005-05-10T05:58:28Z")
With a flash of light, the omnipotent entity known as **Q** materializes on the Bridge. He casts a glance around the room, sniffs disdainfully, and declares, “This is entirely too silly, even for me.” **Q** then snaps his fingers, and everything disappears.