# Finish the sentence: I must be the only person here who... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411 "2010-07-29T02:59:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/121 "2010-08-01T19:27:56Z")
I must be the only person here who… has bought horse sperm on eBay. (Bought a breeding to a stallion for my mare, technically. But, in essence, I bid, won, paid, and was eventually sent a nitrogen-cooled container with vials of horse semen in it) ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/122 "2010-08-01T20:05:54Z")
Has given birth in the front seat of a moving car on the way to the hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/123 "2010-08-01T22:36:17Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > wait, Silver Fire - if you’ve checked out the picture thread - what does that mean? You ran screaming in to the night? Nah, it was still daytime. I’m KIDDING. I’m kidding. 😛 velvetjones, were you driving? We had something like that in the local news sometime fairly recently; the woman had to drive herself because her husband, who was in the passenger seat, has a seizure disorder. So when the baby started coming she just set the cruise, or whatever, slid her pants down and gave birth. The general consensus around here is "… so, what? There wasn’t anywhere for her to pull over? And they say TEXTING is dangerous. :rolleyes: " ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/124 "2010-08-01T22:41:16Z")
…has been proposed to by royalty. …has been swimming with the Rwandan national soccer team. …speaks decent Fulfulde. …got into a heated debate with L. Ron Hubbard’s grandson…naked. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/125 "2010-08-01T23:08:45Z")
i forgot …spend the night in a Honduran jail. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/126 "2010-08-01T23:14:33Z")
…was a witness to a crime re-enacted on Rescue 911 (cop pulled over a car, got shot, cop was paralyzed). ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/127 "2010-08-01T23:15:52Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > …was punched by Jessie the body Ventura. > > …gave Sharon Stone a pat-down. Elaborate, please. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/128 "2010-08-01T23:17:20Z")
… has been asked by the curate to busk “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” at next month’s service. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/129 "2010-08-02T00:39:56Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > > [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > > > …was punched by Jessie the body Ventura. > > > > …gave Sharon Stone a pat-down. > > Elaborate, please. Airport security officer, late 80’s-early 90’s. Jessie came through with a bunch of WWF guys who were **HUGE**. Most of them had to turn sideways and duck to get through the walk-through metal detector. I was standing there like this :eek:, he saw me, chuckled, gently punched me in the arm and said “heh heh, kid”. Sharon Stone came through but didn’t want to go through the walk-through so I did a pat-down instead. She was very nice. Cindy Crawford came through and she was pretty snotty. ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/130 "2010-08-02T00:44:46Z")
Warning: Stealthbrag ahead! Won a blue ribbon at the county fair for my pie this summer. ---
**Author:** ![Add99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Add99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Add99)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/131 "2010-08-02T01:32:57Z")
…has had the rubber soles of his shoes catch fire while attempting to stand on the highway hanging onto the open door of a car going 65 mph. ---
**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/132 "2010-08-02T01:50:13Z")
… shook hands with Pierre Trudeau. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/133 "2010-08-02T02:03:48Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > oh, and another that I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned on the Dope [before](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2925794&postcount=30): > > … has been peed on by a lion. I’ve still got you beat. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/134 "2010-08-02T02:25:07Z")
> [@Add99](#): > > …while attempting to stand on the highway hanging onto the open door of a car going 65 mph. By choice or traumatic circumstances? ---
**Author:** ![NetTrekker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nettrekker/32/2909_2.png) [@NetTrekker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NetTrekker)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/135 "2010-08-02T03:01:02Z")
prefers to brush my teeth before I eat a meal… ---
**Author:** ![Add99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Add99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Add99)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/136 "2010-08-02T11:52:57Z")
Totally by choice. Bad choice & peer pressure would sum up my teenage years. ---
**Author:** ![boneitis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2acd7d/32.png) [@boneitis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boneitis)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/137 "2010-08-02T17:26:28Z")
> [@NetTrekker](#): > > prefers to brush my teeth before I eat a meal.. Me too, but only for breakfast or if I’ve recently woken up. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/138 "2010-08-02T17:41:09Z")
… had my first kiss in Piazza San Marco, Venice, by the Grand Canal. … sat in the captain’s seat of the Enterprise-D. … melted the sole of his shoe with a hot machine gun barrel. … took part in an emergency C-section for a cow. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/139 "2010-08-02T17:57:56Z")
Has 2 third degree burns from a routine doctor’s visit. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-the-sentence-i-must-be-the-only-person-here-who/548411/140 "2010-08-02T18:00:27Z")
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