# Finn Again's Wake **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 18, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923 "2010-03-18T19:10:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/661 "2010-04-11T22:23:27Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > For those following along šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/662 "2010-04-12T03:17:19Z")
I thought we were ā€œpretty much finishedā€. And yet he _still_ canā€™t shut the fuck up? Heā€™ll make a great homeless person yelling at passers-by in a few years when the OCD or carpal tunnel takes over. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/663 "2010-04-12T11:49:38Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > I thought we were ā€œpretty much finishedā€. And yet he _still_ canā€™t shut the fuck up? Heā€™ll make a great homeless person yelling at passers-by in a few years when the OCD or carpal tunnel takes over. Why did you bother to return to the thread then? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/664 "2010-04-12T14:21:05Z")
Donā€™t worry FGIE, heā€™s just a bit of an idiot and a lot of a troll. He still canā€™t decide if his line is that he doensā€™t bother to read my posts or if he reads them all and checks all their cites (but then lies about their contents), but in any case itā€™s clear that he doesnā€™t like reading them _but does it constantly_. ~shrugs~ I could also belabor the nature of his stupidity and point out that I said that the thread was pretty much done, content wise, and not that I promised not to take some swipes at random schmucks, like Elvis, who gurgled menacingly at me. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/665 "2010-04-12T14:38:17Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > like Elvis, who gurgled menacingly at me. LOL. \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/666 "2010-04-12T14:49:12Z")
I thought this thread was called ā€œFinn Againā€™s Wakeā€, NOT ā€œFinn Againā€™s Wankā€? FGIE, let go of FAā€™s cock, right now! Either that, or get a fucking room. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/667 "2010-04-12T15:02:14Z")
Ivan: part Jew-hating racist, part conspiracy theorist, part moronā€¦ all class. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/668 "2010-04-12T15:08:39Z")
Iā€™m _fairly_ sure if you can enlist to be a jew, you canā€™t really be a race, but keep on trying. šŸ˜‰ ps. Remember, I had nothing to do with the label you have given yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/669 "2010-04-12T15:11:27Z")
Ahhh, the classic ā€œIā€™m not racist against Jews, Iā€™m bigoted against Jews!ā€ gambit. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/670 "2010-04-12T15:12:33Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Donā€™t worry FGIE, heā€™s just a bit of an idiot and a lot of a troll. He still canā€™t decide if his line is that he doensā€™t bother to read my posts or if he reads them all and checks all their cites (but then lies about their contents), but in any case itā€™s clear that he doesnā€™t like reading them _but does it constantly_. ~shrugs~ > > I could also belabor the nature of his stupidity and point out that I said that the thread was pretty much done, content wise, and not that I promised not to take some swipes at random schmucks, like Elvis, who gurgled menacingly at me. Wow, Iā€™m glad you and your socks are getting along so well. But since FGIE is stupidly lying about my posts and cites which I copiously provided, let me explain it to him. You see, **FoieGrasIsEvil** , I donā€™t really read **FinnAgain** ā€™s posts; that would be an exercise in futility. I just skim them for the requisite number of uses of words like ā€œstupidā€, ā€œliarā€, ā€œtrollā€, and ā€œracistā€. Usually that takes about two lines of text. For example, see the quote above. As far as cite checking, haha. 90% of his cites are to wikipedia or _his own fucking posts_. The ones that arenā€™t are sites that claim to tell ā€œthe TRUTH about the middle east!!1!ā€ Donā€™t need a lot of in-depth research there. Also, to hear **FinnAgain** use, in apparent seriousness, the word ā€œbelaborā€ is probably the most hilarious thing I have seen on this board this year. His picture is in the dictionary next to the word ā€œbelaborā€. The International Committee on Belaboring offered him lifetime chairmanship, but he was too busy belaboring the point to accept. His example has spawned the first _be_labor union in history, which protects the rights of scarily obsessed internet trolls like Finny to post frothing rants which have now grown longer than Genesis. I donā€™t give a shit about **FinnAgainAndAgainAndAgain** ā€™s points on Israel and the Middle East. Hell, he might even be right. No one can tell because he is a completely shitty debater. I just know heā€™s my least favorite poster by far, because he cannot. let. things. go. The reading public needs to understand that **FinnAgainAndAgain** is a raging blowhard with a boner for his own diatribe. So, in this thread, it is my mission to win. I _will_ have the last word, because I know that doing so will probably cause **FinnAgainAndAgain** to stroke out. His (allegedly) snide little comments donā€™t actually hide the fact that he is stung to the core by my posts. He **cannot** ignore them, because the fragile palace of his self-esteem will come tumbling down and he will have to face the fact that he is destined to die friendless and alone (or in a suicide bombing attempt in Palestine). So there is my answer. The short version, since your ADHD addled attention span probably caused your eyes to glaze over at the word ā€œgladā€ is this: **FinnAgain** sucks. I want him to realize that. I will do what it takes to make that happen. Therefore, this thread will not end until one of us dies. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/671 "2010-04-12T15:47:36Z")
I wouldnā€™t bet the farm on that. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/672 "2010-04-12T15:54:02Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > I just know heā€™s my least favorite poster by far, because he > cannot. > let. > things. > go. > > ā€¦ > > So, in this thread, it is my mission to win. I _will_ have the last word, because I know that doing so will probably cause **FinnAgainAndAgain** to stroke out. To us casual readers, you seem to be doing exactly what you are accusing him of doing. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/673 "2010-04-12T15:54:54Z")
And coincidentally the song that just came up on my Ipod shuffle was the Mermenā€™s ā€œObsession For Menā€. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/674 "2010-04-12T16:06:38Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > The reading public needs to understand that **FinnAgainAndAgain** is a raging blowhard with a boner for his own diatribe. The one participant in this thread who doesnā€™t realize that already never will. > [@](#): > > Therefore, this thread will not end until one of us dies. That is really, REALLY not a good idea, friend. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/675 "2010-04-12T16:08:44Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > The one participant in this thread who doesnā€™t realize that already never will. You speak for quite a few people, do you? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/676 "2010-04-12T16:10:14Z")
You disagree? ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/677 "2010-04-12T16:11:47Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > To us casual readers, you seem to be doing exactly what you are accusing him of doing. Congratulations on your brilliant insight. We would be lost without the shining jewel that is your brilliance. This thread is about **FinnAgain** ā€™s poor posting, even though he has managed an admirable hijack about the middle east (which he even tried to bring into ATMB). Therefore, this thread is the perfect place to make fun of him, and piss him off at the same time, all while taking advantage of his obsessive tendencies. Itā€™s better when you make them do it to themselves. Note that, unlike our titular dipshit, I donā€™t do this in _every thread that I participate in_. This is kind of a ā€œspecial occasionā€. I am teaching him a lesson by showing him that he has no clothes, or some other mixed metaphor. Also, it has the meta factor of seeing how much I can get him to post ā€“ Iā€™m hoping to surpass the collected works of Tolstoy by June. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/678 "2010-04-12T16:12:36Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > You disagree? I disagree that he is a raging blowhard with a boner for his own diatribe. I am not able to speak for what anyone else believes. Would that I could. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/679 "2010-04-12T16:12:51Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > heā€™s my least favorite poster by far, because he > cannot. > let. > things. > go. > [ā€¦] > So, in this thread, it is my mission to win. I _will_ have the last word Ironic moron is ironic. šŸ˜ƒ Oh, and, simply for those following along, Iā€™d like to point out that Ivn is deliberately lying about my cites in order to troll. I used a grand total of one Wikipedia link in this thread, to an article that was very well cited for its claims (and that happened to be factually accurate, Ivy seems to have missed that point in his stupidity). To my knowledge that is the only time Iā€™ve ever cited wikipedia here, ever. I have never, in my entire life, used my post as my cite,which Ivn knows, of course. I _have_ linked to my own posts instead of re-copying and posting something that Iā€™d already cited in another post. And, of course, Ivn also knows that heā€™s lying about sites like CAMERA or MEMRI or PMW or MidEastWeb while he tries to cast them as extremist, or what have you. Silly little yapping chihuahua, thinks heā€™s a big scary dog. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923/680 "2010-04-12T16:21:06Z")
Keep it coming, big guy. Youā€™re a stylistically rigid dipshit whose self-esteem depends on people thinking you are right (or youā€™re just a crazy zealot). Your only recourse is calling people stupid lying racists, and citing from places like PMW and CAMERA (both of which, from a quick glance, do appear to be awfully propaganda-like) and wikipedia and your posts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn-agains-wake/532923.md?page=35)