# finn007, I'm sorry...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 15, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513 "2005-04-15T18:07:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/103 "2005-04-17T15:38:52Z")

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> [@Ice Wolf](#):
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> And **furt** – _schizophrenia_?? WTF? Mind pointing me in the direction where he’s said _that_? Thanks.

:rolleyes: Get some imagination, man. It was a slam; his incoherent ramblings remind me of schizophrenics I’ve known. Either that, or he’s an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/104 "2005-04-17T15:55:47Z")

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**finn007** , out of curiosity, what’s the basis for your assertion that **TVeblen** is an American? Or that she’s male?

Incidentally, I never liked James Joyce.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/105 "2005-04-17T16:37:27Z")

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This bit was thoroughly amusing, all things considered…

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> Now how about this “The Pit isn’t the ultimate SDMB destination; it’s just the annex” i think exchange a few words and **this sentence would PARSE better** ,exchange places of pit and annex.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/106 "2005-04-17T16:39:21Z")

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Ahhhh… suicide via Mod.

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/107 "2005-04-17T16:42:44Z")

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Fascinating meltdown.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/108 "2005-04-17T16:43:20Z")

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**finn007** , why are you here?

Why are you posting on this board? I’m not challenging your right to be here, nor am I attempting to insult you, but why are you taking the time to interact with people here?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/109 "2005-04-17T16:48:23Z")

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I, for one, would like to know if you’d like to eat some McDonalds while drinking a Coke and listenting to bubble gum pop music and wearing Nikes and invading Iraq.  
You up for it Finn?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/110 "2005-04-17T17:11:41Z")

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This is not going to end well.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/111 "2005-04-17T17:21:19Z")

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Alde?

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/112 "2005-04-17T17:28:59Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> This is not going to end well.

Define “well.”

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/113 "2005-04-17T17:49:42Z")

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> and it’s quite laughable that YOU believe,you would be doing me an honour by permitting me to stay,provided i behave like a nice little AMERICAN,

A quick word before you depart:

No one thinks they are doing you any favors. You have been asked to conform to the same level of civility as everyone else on the board. Your constant attempts to bash “AMERICANS” is pretty silly, considering that over half the people you’ve insulted are not citizens of the U.S. You might want to examine why you let your preconceived notions spoil your lame attempts at wit.

(You also might want to see someone about that paranoia. We could hardly have set up an ambush for you since we never knew you were coming.)

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/114 "2005-04-17T17:50:14Z")

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> [@Ice Wolf](#):
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> Not questioning that, **furt**. But in that post you’ve linked to, he’s emphasising.

But here, and in the Gun thread, what is he emphasizing? That’s what I don’t get. He is obviously angry. All the time. He has not put forth an opinion or support it. He’s just angry. At something. Everything.

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> I’ve seen his ALL CAPS posts a year ago, and every so often these days. I figured he’d not quite got the caps lock unlocked. If he says he has a slight disability where his hands aren’t as flexible – yeah, that would explain it.

When it was mentioned that Finn may have a disability, I immediately thought – Tourettes syndrome.

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> I dunno. I hope he can settle down, realise there are folk here who aren’t a bunch of arseholes out to hammer him down, and get on with things. But I can see his writing style, whatever causes it, is going to confuse the merry hell out of youse.

Style? Yammering incoherent, non-responsive gibberish is a style of writing?

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> aren’t a bunch of arseholes out to hammer him down

Shit. He brought the hammer and treated everyone else like a nail. He refuses to be civil or answer simple questions.

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**Author:** ![sinical\_brit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/48db29/32.png) [@sinical\_brit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinical_brit)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/115 "2005-04-17T18:00:16Z")

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fin007 - this ( and the IRA terrorist thread ) have really made my day. Really funny. I dont understand a lot of what you write, but it is funny.

What is Sligo like this time of year? The closest i got was sailing past Sligo Bay and seeing the wierd spaceship style water tower ( is that what it is ?) through the binoculars. Thats a cracking bit of country you got there.  
Sin

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/116 "2005-04-17T18:07:25Z")

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There’s a spaceship style water tower over there?

AHA!

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/117 "2005-04-17T18:13:40Z")

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[Oh come on Finn, you’re really just using reverse psychology and hoping someone will get you one of these, right?](http://www.choiceshirts.com/item/c1/ethnic_t-shirts/c2/american_t-shirts/k/A11960A/)

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/118 "2005-04-17T18:18:18Z")

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> [@gum](#):
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> Alde?

O’Deberan?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/119 "2005-04-17T18:36:46Z")

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Damn, already banned. That must be some sort of record for a non-sock.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/120 "2005-04-17T18:38:36Z")

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> [@furt](#):
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> > [@Shodan](#):
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> > This is not going to end well.
> 
> Define “well.”

OK, you have a point.

So this weekend’s drama comes to its inescapable conclusion. _Sic transit gloria mundi_.

Or, as the poet puts it:

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> The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls  
> Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
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> The sword of Charlemagne the Just  
> Is ferric oxide, known as rust.
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> The grizzly bear whose potent hug  
> Was feared by all, is now a rug.
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> Great Caesar’s bust is on the shelf,  
> And I don’t feel so well myself.
> 
> [Arthur Guiterman, _On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness_](http://www.zaadz.com/quotes/authors/arthur_guiterman/)

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/121 "2005-04-17T18:41:28Z")

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Incidentally, for a guy who hates the U.K., he sure picked an odd username suggesting as it does a British action hero.

Fare the well, finn007. We hardly knew ye, and the part of ye we knew was a right royal asshole.

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**Author:** ![wonderwench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/35a633/32.png) [@wonderwench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderwench)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finn007-im-sorry/299513/122 "2005-04-17T18:43:40Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Incidentally, for a guy who hates the U.K., he sure picked an odd username suggesting as it does a British action hero.
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> Fare the well, finn007. We hardly knew ye, and the part of ye we knew was a right royal asshole.

Don’t you love how the British Royal family has spawned so many illegitimate & inbred morons?

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