# FinnAgain is a bigger fuckwipe than I thought! Shmendrick sucks too!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 21, 2016, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800 "2016-04-21T10:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/181 "2016-04-25T15:59:45Z")

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> [@Me](#):
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> Silly duffer.

> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> weird

> [@Lemur866](#):
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> petulant crybaby

> [@DaphneBlack](#):
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> woefully ignorant

> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> neo-Nazi brain-dead kook

> [@tomndebb](#):
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> a really stupid gerbil

> [@cochrane](#):
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> poopy head

> [@Dissonance](#):
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> profoundly and willingly ignorant

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> a pathetic, ill-informed twat

> [@Alan\_Smithee](#):
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> more seriously fucked in the head than you can possibly imagine

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> a fucking troll

> [@Subterraneanus](#):
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> a fucking moron

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> dishonest troll

> [@Alan\_Smithee](#):
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> a shit-eating fuckheaded Nazi

(Double points for Alan!)

> [@BigT](#):
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> a horrible human being

> [@AtomicDog](#):
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> the Chuck Norris of Nazis

(Now _that’s_ harsh!)

> [@naita](#):
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> complete and utter moron

> [@Colibri](#):
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> stupid and incoherent

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> jerkwad

Let’s face it, this quirky chap is comfortable being called a nazi.  
[There is no insult we can hurl at him that will dent his cast iron skin.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_aWz_CRwAM)

**Damuri Ajashi** and **Living Well** , I applaud you for taking the high road and endeavoring to engage the OP in serious debate; although I don’t anticipate an honest response from him.

HH, I do hope you wake up to what a twisted path it is you’ve chosen before you get to the end.  
The Nazi thing or the trolling, whichever it is.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/182 "2016-04-25T16:55:52Z")

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> [@DaphneBlack](#):
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> …  
> Otherwise, I’m afraid human flesh is not kosher. …

Is it our hooves?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/183 "2016-04-25T18:38:10Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Read it and weep, dull one. It just goes to show that everybody’s preconceived notions are set in stone. You/they cannot conceive of something that is not inborn (inbred?) within themselves/you. You have to have things black (smirk) and white. I’ve always wondered about people who do not understand that their value system is not that of others. Do you/they not think that your thoughts may not be the only ones that are valid? Of course, that is what this thread is all about. You have forced it into a name calling of somebody/something that you cannot understand, rather than taking it at it’s face value, my calling FA and Sh… a couple of dicks.
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> Loathed?? By _whom_?? By _what_? Hie thee home, and learn from thy betters.

[This site](https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/400/1*-R9LaoQPl9QkODvtQJOo6A.jpeg) may be of interest to you.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/184 "2016-04-25T20:25:26Z")

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While I had no idea that he self-identified as a Nazi, I have had similar experience as the rest of you when trying to engage Harry in substantive debate. In my case, it was in regards to the assassination of JFK, wherein Harry also eschews the “official story”.

Try as I might, I could not get Harry to identify anything he actually believed or any facts with which he disagreed. He dismissed those requests by saying that his comments would be responded to with insults, and that he had no obligation to participate. At best, I got a vague admonition to read a book and educate myself (although specific cites or references remained elusive).

Here: same schtick. I actually don’t think he really is a Facist/Nazi, as much as ole Harry is an old crank who discovered in his youth that the U.S. government can be nefarious and cruel, and thereupon concluded that no facts can be trusted, there’s conspirators everywhere, nothing is as it seems, and (from under his tin hat), he has managed to come out the other side of the wormhole wiser and more enlightened than the rest of us.

This is why Harry says he is a Nazi. From where he sits, in a corrupt world whose power players lie and manipulate all reality, everything evil is really good, and being a self-identified Nazi is a sign of deep recognition. It’s a sad to see someone this deluded from reality, but (as this thread reflects), it can be very frustrating to try to dissuade them from their delusion. I think our best response is just to leave him alone.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/185 "2016-04-25T21:18:14Z")

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Maybe the Nazis killed JFK! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/186 "2016-04-25T21:26:30Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> While I had no idea that he self-identified as a Nazi,…

Harry is a troll. It fits his game plan.  
It’s really as simple as that.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/187 "2016-04-25T21:51:37Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Maybe the Nazis killed JFK! :eek:

_Gruppenführer_, ve haff a new van to deal vith. Shall I send den fliegenden monkeys ?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/188 "2016-04-25T23:22:18Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Fascism and Nazism are not anti-Jewish. That was an aspect of the GERMAN Nazi party. Can you fucking tell the difference? No?? I thought not. I could expand, but, why waste my time.

OK, you make it sound like it’s an apparent that there are non-German Nazi members who aren’t antisemitic. It’s not. It’s really not.

The only credible source I could find that discusses non-German nazis as factual is this [article](http://www.wisegeek.com/were-there-non-nazi-german-soldiers-in-wwii.htm)about Wermacht soldiers who weren’t part of the SS. Wermacht weren’t required to list their political affiliation, so there’s a case for them not being labelled nazis. But I don’t get the feeling you were talking about WWII era politics.

The only thing that is apparent is that you’re convinced that everybody’s picking on you on purpose, as if nazi beliefs have nothing to do with it. That’s fucking hilarious. Even funnier if you actually believe it.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/189 "2016-04-26T00:44:10Z")

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I already knew that HH was a Nazi Holocaust denying cancerous growth on a testicle, but what really raised my eyebrow was his assertion that he’s around sixty years old. I’d have pinged him from this and other threads as howling idiot in his early to mid twenties.

And he’s been here since 2001, apparently. Huh.

Whatever. If he doesn’t want to post his position, then he has no right to whine that he’s not getting a fair shake (not that that will stop him). This isn’t a debate, this is a man with a lower intelligence than the bleeding, mustachioed asshole from which he fell, and he’s mooning the goddamn board. Christ on a dildo, I wish he’d shut up.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/190 "2016-04-26T06:54:46Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> You really \*haven’t \*a clue, have you?
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> Oh, wait, let me guess: You’ve researched the word ‘niggardly’ and have determined it to be racist, haven’t you?? You are a \*\*bold \*\*poster! /fuckingunbelievablelie
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> To this idiotic point, I’d let you ask my current girlfriend, but, I usually tell her I don’t like her to hang around fucktards unless they have hot sisters for me.

So you’re saying her sisters are hot? That’s the reason you allow her to hang around you?

And I’m aware that niggardly isn’t racist. Like the Republican poster child, “I know words. I have the best words.”

I’d suggest that you familiarize yourself with what the word means, but I’m pretty sure you’ve burned all your books by now.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/191 "2016-04-26T15:52:12Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> To this idiotic point, I’d let you ask my current girlfriend, but,

inflatable dolls don’t talk much?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/192 "2016-04-27T01:52:58Z")

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[Moderating]  
The OP has been sent off to find his lebensraum on some other board. As such, I’m closing this thread.  
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