# FinnAgain is a bigger fuckwipe than I thought! Shmendrick sucks too!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 21, 2016, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800 "2016-04-21T10:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/81 "2016-04-23T02:25:44Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Or to be completely plain, I can’t think of anything worse than you admit to being,

He could be a Nazi/fascist holocaust denier who double-parks, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/82 "2016-04-23T02:27:20Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> I give and give. I am either the Santa of doperland or the herpes. YOU CHOOSE.

I choose… BOTH. Henceforth, you are **Simplex Claus**.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/83 "2016-04-23T03:15:57Z")

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> [@me](#):
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> I don’t know if this is what Nazis around the world do, but every time I’ve encountered a Nazi on the Internet–every single fucking time–they play this game, where they won’t commit to statements, instead insisting that other people are too stoopid to grasp their genius maverick arguments.

> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> I’ll just give this to you, but, I know you won’t be able to receive it because it is words, which you, obviously, don’t understand.

> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Which indicates that you have no fucking idea of what a Nazi is, let alone a non-German Nazi.

> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Woefully ignorant of history? Give me a break, dumbass.

Just sayin’, it’s an Internet Nazi thing.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/84 "2016-04-23T05:00:48Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Which indicates that you have no fucking idea of what a Nazi is, let alone a non-German Nazi.

I have spend the majority of the past sixty years laboring under the impression that the word “Nazi” is an abbreviation of the _German_ term for “National Socialist.”

Under the circumstances, it’s difficult to wrap my head around the notion that “non-German Nazi” is a valid term.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/85 "2016-04-23T06:17:52Z")

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Well, OK. this time, instead of Jews, maybe mimes, or lawyers?

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/86 "2016-04-23T10:43:14Z")

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> [@Azeotrope](#):
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> Anyone else have a mental picture of **handsomeharry** sitting in front of his computer during the whole board outage, desperately hitting refresh and screaming “MAH REBUTTALS! AH GOTTA POST MAH SCATHING REBUTTALS!”

I’m not the first to wonder if perhaps he was, ahem, well aware and satisfied that there wouldn’t be any rebuttals, nor posts of any kind, from anyone for a while.

That’s not a formal accusation, just a musing.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/87 "2016-04-23T11:08:25Z")

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Let me add that, based on what several technically-inclined Dopers have posted in the Pit thread about the outage, it seems equally likely that it was caused by an innocent mistake by someone working for vBulletin (or some other internal part of the web apparatus we depend on here).

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/88 "2016-04-23T12:17:16Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Hey, what happened to **FinnAgain** , anyway? I liked that guy.

I’ve wondered that myself from time to time the past couple of years. To be completely honest, I didn’t entirely like him at first but he really grew on me. He could be a bit abrasive, but then who the fuck am I to talk? I hope he’s doing well whatever he’s doing.

> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> I will happily debate anybody about the Holocaust/YKW, except on the SDMB.
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> Since I believe that you are sincerely wanting to engage, which I am all for, I will at least say this: I aver nothing; I am a _semi_-HD because I have, or rather, \*believe \*that I have too many good reasons to not commit to fully saying either way, but, I lean towards denial.

So you’re a Holocaust denier but too much of a pussy to come out and say it or god forbid try to defend it. There is nothing to debate, by the way. You are either both profoundly and willingly ignorant on the topic or you are a liar. There are no other options on the matter; that the Holocaust happened is a historical fact that left behind mountains of evidence.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/89 "2016-04-23T13:45:28Z")

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Wishing everyone _but_ the **OP** a Happy Passover.

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**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/90 "2016-04-23T13:52:04Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> What time should I show up, **Daphne**? You’re cool with having a cannibal to Passover, right?

If this is a sly comment on the way the Catholic Eucharist ritual is based on the Passover meal, then well done!

Otherwise, I’m afraid human flesh is not kosher. But if you can abstain for a few hours, you’re welcome!

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/91 "2016-04-23T14:14:50Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> I, however, am a Nazi/Fascist
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> […]
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> 1. Yes, I do ID, oops, _self-identify_, (I think that that’s pejorative, currently; I’m sure you didn’t mean it \*that \*way, however/sarcasm) as a semi-Holocaust Denier. […]

Well shoot, that tells me just about all I need to know about _you_.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/92 "2016-04-23T14:22:41Z")

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> [@DaphneBlack](#):
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> If this is a sly comment on the way the Catholic Eucharist ritual is based on the Passover meal, then well done!
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> Otherwise, I’m afraid human flesh is not kosher. But if you can abstain for a few hours, you’re welcome!

What?! How dare you assume I eat human flesh just because I identify as a cannibal!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/93 "2016-04-23T14:44:35Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Oh my! A wit! And, so original!

And you’re a pathetic, ill-informed twat.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/94 "2016-04-23T20:46:56Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> What?! How dare you assume I eat human flesh just because I identify as a cannibal!

Anyone else picture **Miller** naked while he typed that?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/95 "2016-04-23T21:33:52Z")

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> [@Azeotrope](#):
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> Anyone else picture **Miller** naked while he typed that?

I’m never _not_ picturing **Miller** naked.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/96 "2016-04-23T21:37:45Z")

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**manhattan** is an unfair moderator!

And neener neener to **UncleBeer**!!!

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/97 "2016-04-24T12:31:39Z")

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> [@Azeotrope](#):
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> Anyone else have a mental picture of **handsomeharry** sitting in front of his computer during the whole board outage, desperately hitting refresh and screaming “MAH REBUTTALS! AH GOTTA POST MAH SCATHING REBUTTALS!”

Anyoine else have a mental picture of Azeotrope reading…anything? I thought not.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/98 "2016-04-24T12:32:58Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Well shoot, that tells me just about all I need to know about _you_.

lol

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/99 "2016-04-24T12:37:12Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> And of course a self-proclaimed Fascist isn’t going to explain himself.

Oh, yes, you can expect me to really go out of my way to give an in-depth explanation of something to a complete stranger, who has done me no service…

especially here, in the BBQ Pit!

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/100 "2016-04-24T12:39:10Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> … it’s difficult to wrap my head around the notion…

I can believe it…

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