# FinnAgain is a bigger fuckwipe than I thought! Shmendrick sucks too!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 21, 2016, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800 "2016-04-21T10:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/101 "2016-04-24T12:43:48Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> \*There is nothing to debate, by the way. \*

Anybody else here recall the phrase “This tells me all I need to know about the poster.”??

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/102 "2016-04-24T12:56:12Z")

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> [@DaphneBlack](#):
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> “Give me a break, dumbass.” Well, I’m convinced.
> 
> I’m sickened by you because, like many Jewish people, I have dead relatives who died because of people like you.
> 
> Happy Passover to all who celebrate! May all who are hungry come and eat.

Nope, can’t help you with your loss(es). You have no idea what killed them; actually, I’m more inclined to think that it was people such as yourself that make any wholesale slaughter possible.

You just want to hear yourself speak (type) without hearing anything else. “Holocaust? Let me lecture!” “Politics? I’m an Oracle! Be silent! Let all within the sound of my voice learn what sickens me!”

Actually, I also wish everybody a Happy Passover, too!

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/103 "2016-04-24T13:02:00Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> The world sees Nazis as a great representation of evil and anti-Semitism. Somehow, **hh** has cut through this apparent BS to the truth, which is that Nazis weren’t so bad after all, and in fact are pretty great, apparently.
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> But, alas, he won’t share this history-reinterpreting special sauce, and openly dodges questions about his Holocaust denial.
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> As long as you’re keeping the special-magic-truth of Nazi history all to yourself, and as long as you cowardly dodge questions about Nazi responsibility for the Holocaust, then you’re probably doomed to be considered by the great Doper masses as just another neo-Nazi brain-dead kook, like **Gack** or any number of other usually short-lived Doper Nazi-fans.

Hmmmm…wow, you’re so right that I SHOULD tell everybody my complicated thoughts on a complicated subject, especially with so many people who are calm, cool and collected when they hear something about which they have heard bad, and immediately look up information to either confirm or get the actual facts about their belief system. Particularly, when they jump into a thread in which I pit two people who have pitted me. The BBQ Pit IS the best place for me to jump to your command! /outrageouslie

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/104 "2016-04-24T13:12:47Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I’m a little confused too. If you take away killing the Jews, what is the appeal of being a Nazi?

Stop it! You’re giving me too much good material!  
At any rate, how many here can mention Communist China (IIRC, it is named The People’s \*Democratic \*Republic of China) and Mao’s brutality and say that they are Democrats?  
Is this why so many people here attack me for having ideas that do not agree with yours? Do you DARE say that you are not a murderer, as Mao, the \*Democrat \*was, and yet have in your possession cards that say that you are???

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/105 "2016-04-24T13:19:22Z")

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Wi-fi in the psych ward is _not_ a good idea.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/106 "2016-04-24T13:20:10Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> As long as you’re keeping the special-magic-truth of Nazi history all to yourself, and as long as you cowardly dodge questions about Nazi responsibility for the Holocaust, then you’re probably doomed to be considered by the great Doper masses as just another neo-Nazi brain-dead kook, like **Gack** or any number of other usually short-lived Doper Nazi-fans.

Actually, there is a mystical group of which I am a member which can give you more information on the Flame of National Socialism. It is called “The Encyclopedia”. Other sacred writings can be found in “Books”. To gain entry, the password is " _Even if what I read is wrong, I’ll try and find out the facts before attacking others for their beliefs(at least publicly)_." Write this down, because it is too easy to forget.

And, as for being “doomed to be considered by the great Doper masses, etc…” uh, thanks for caring, but…

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/107 "2016-04-24T13:24:02Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Nope, can’t help you with your loss(es). You have no idea what killed them; actually, I’m more inclined to think that it was people such as yourself that make any wholesale slaughter possible.
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> …

Are you contending that nazis weren’t responsible for the slaughter of Jews? Am I misunderstanding this? Really man, if you think this is true then you are most seriously fucked in your head.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/108 "2016-04-24T13:34:58Z")

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> [@Not\_Carlson](#):
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> Silly duffer.

Easy, pal…no need to go nuclear this soon.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/109 "2016-04-24T13:41:17Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> No, I just came into this thread to call you a poopy head.

OK, just remember , it was YOU who wanted to play hardball.  
I know a guy who is a great painter, and could do your apartment in one afternoon. Two coats, even…  
Nope, ain’t gonna happen now…

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/110 "2016-04-24T14:07:46Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Are you contending that nazis weren’t responsible for the slaughter of Jews? Am I misunderstanding this? Really man, if you think this is true then you are most seriously fucked in your head.

:smack::smack::smack:  
Can somebody talk to this guy???  
Please???

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/111 "2016-04-24T16:34:50Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> :smack::smack::smack:  
> Can somebody talk to this guy???  
> Please???

Ok, fine. I’ll do it.

**Bobot** , handsomharry is more seriously fucked in the head than you can possibly imagine. Not only does think the Nazis were not responsible for the slaughter of the Jews (ok, _probably_ not responsible), he thinks that if we read the Wikipedia article on Nazis or books about Nazis, that we, too will come to this conclusion. He’s so dumb that not only is he a Nazi, he doesn’t even realize why the rest of us don’t like him when he tries (and fails miserably) to explain how great Nazis are. He’s so dumb that the other Nazis ask him to stop talking because it makes them look bad. He’s so incredibly dumb that he thought he could ask someone else to explain to you how dumb he is, and someone would do so in a way that didn’t make him look dumb.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/112 "2016-04-24T16:40:13Z")

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> [@Alan\_Smithee](#):
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> Ok, fine. I’ll do it.
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> **Bobot** , handsomharry is more seriously fucked in the head than you can possibly imagine. Not only does think the Nazis were not responsible for the slaughter of the Jews (ok, _probably_ not responsible), he thinks that if we read the Wikipedia article on Nazis or books about Nazis, that we, too will come to this conclusion. He’s so dumb that not only is he a Nazi, he doesn’t even realize why the rest of us don’t like him when he tries (and fails miserably) to explain how great Nazis are. He’s so dumb that the other Nazis ask him to stop talking because it makes them look bad. He’s so incredibly dumb that he thought he could ask someone else to explain to you how dumb he is, and someone would do so in a way that didn’t make him look dumb.

And, unless I missed it, he can’t point to even one reason for being a Nazi. I’m no expert, but I belueve most Nazis identify as such because they buy into the White Supremecy bullshit. This guy seems to imply there are other, more rational reasons. I’m waiting…

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**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/113 "2016-04-24T17:12:31Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Nope, can’t help you with your loss(es). You have no idea what killed them; actually, I’m more inclined to think that it was people such as yourself that make any wholesale slaughter possible.
> 
> You just want to hear yourself speak (type) without hearing anything else. “Holocaust? Let me lecture!” “Politics? I’m an Oracle! Be silent! Let all within the sound of my voice learn what sickens me!”
> 
> Actually, I also wish everybody a Happy Passover, too!

You say a lot, but you know nothing.

FYI, my grandfather witnessed the murder of his mother. I know it makes you feel important to insult people on the internet, but that doesn’t change the facts, of anything. That’s the great thing about history.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/114 "2016-04-24T18:28:57Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Actually, there is a mystical group of which I am a member which can give you more information on the Flame of National Socialism. It is called “The Encyclopedia”. Other sacred writings can be found in “Books”. To gain entry, the password is " _Even if what I read is wrong, I’ll try and find out the facts before attacking others for their beliefs(at least publicly)_." Write this down, because it is too easy to forget.
> 
> And, as for being “doomed to be considered by the great Doper masses, etc…” uh, thanks for caring, but…

I’m not going to read a bunch of differing and contradictory views of other deluded nitwits unless they are clearly labelled “this is one of handsomeharry’s cherry picked sources”.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/115 "2016-04-24T19:41:57Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Actually, there is a mystical group of which I am a member which can give you more information on the Flame of National Socialism. It is called “The Encyclopedia”. Other sacred writings can be found in “Books”. To gain entry, the password is " _Even if what I read is wrong, I’ll try and find out the facts before attacking others for their beliefs(at least publicly)_." Write this down, because it is too easy to forget.

You mean all those articles and books that I’ve read, along with reports from my relatives who escaped from Germany? Yeah, those are the sources of my beliefs and opinions.

If you really believe that everyone who disagrees with you is just ignorant, then that’s probably very comforting, but it’s pretty damn lazy.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/116 "2016-04-24T19:48:19Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Anyoine else have a mental picture of Azeotrope reading…anything? I thought not.

Wow. It only took you two days to come up with that one.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/117 "2016-04-24T20:22:53Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> I’m not going to read a bunch…

i think that this is what yuo really want to say…

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/118 "2016-04-24T20:25:14Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> If you really believe that everyone who disagrees with you is just ignorant, then that’s probably very comforting, but it’s pretty damn lazy.

Dear Pot,  
yada, yada, yada,

Signed,  
The Kettle

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/119 "2016-04-24T20:31:49Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I’m no expert, but I belueve most Nazis identify as such because they buy into the White Supremecy bullshit.

You would.

Also, you think that I’m going to jump every time that you give a command? You don’t even do that, you merely say “I’m waiting…” lol. Even Der Fuhrer didn’t have THAT big an ego.

I posted this thread because I wanted to highlight that \*\*FinnAgain \*\*and \*\*Shmendrick \*\*were shitheads, not to make myself more palatable to you. I’m mystified that you believe that anybody owes you an explanation, particularly while you are posting in the BBQ Pit.

😕

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finnagain-is-a-bigger-fuckwipe-than-i-thought-shmendrick-sucks-too/752800/120 "2016-04-24T20:34:46Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> I’m not going to read a bunch of differing and contradictory views of other deluded nitwits unless they are clearly labelled “this is one of handsomeharry’s cherry picked sources”.

Man, this is going to set back my plans for a Putsch at least…none.

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