# Fire and Fury: Casting

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 17, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856 "2018-01-17T20:55:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/1 "2018-01-17T20:55:00Z")

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It looks like they’re planning to turn Wolff’s book into a TV series:

> **[‘Fire and Fury’ set for TV adaptation](https://thehill.com/homenews/media/369389-fire-and-fury-set-for-tv-adaptation/)**
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> “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House,” the controversial new book about the Trump administration, is reportedly set for adaptation as a television series.The Hollywood Reporter report…

Any recommendations for casting?

Stanley Tucci as Trump? I’ll have to think a bit to see if I can come up with any really great suggestions.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/2 "2018-01-17T20:56:55Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> It looks like they’re planning to turn Wolff’s book into a TV series:
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> [http://thehill.com/homenews/media/369389-fire-and-fury-set-for-tv-adaptation](http://thehill.com/homenews/media/369389-fire-and-fury-set-for-tv-adaptation)
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> Any recommendations for casting?
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> Stanley Tucci as Trump? I’ll have to think a bit to see if I can come up with any really great suggestions.

Surely Rosie O’Donnell would make a better Trump.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/3 "2018-01-17T21:34:33Z")

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Alec Baldwin as Trump, surely.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/4 "2018-01-17T23:03:15Z")

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Trump - Pacino  
Bannon - Bill Murray  
KellyAnne - Courtney Cox  
Pence - Christopher Lee  
Spicer - Vince Vaughan  
Mooch - Adam Sandler

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**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/5 "2018-01-18T16:39:26Z")

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Would it be a comedy? Because I think it will be impossible to cast Trump, or to portray him, in such a way that he’s not a cartoon character. Doing it that way would be the easy way, but I’d like to see it taken seriously. Don’t get someone to do a Trump impersonation, get someone with serious acting chops to play the role. Like a Russell Crowe, Jeff Bridges, Ed Harris, maybe even a Mel Gibson. Stanley Tucci’s not a bad suggestion.

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**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/6 "2018-01-18T18:39:02Z")

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> [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](#):
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> Would it be a comedy? Because I think it will be impossible to cast Trump, or to portray him, in such a way that he’s not a cartoon character. Doing it that way would be the easy way, but I’d like to see it taken seriously. Don’t get someone to do a Trump impersonation, get someone with serious acting chops to play the role. Like a Russell Crowe, Jeff Bridges, Ed Harris, maybe even a Mel Gibson. Stanley Tucci’s not a bad suggestion.

Why get a knock off when you could have the original? He loves acting and it’s not like he’s busy with anything else.  
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**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/7 "2018-01-18T19:28:22Z")

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Too bad Divine is no longer with us. This would be perfect project for John Waters to take on.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/8 "2018-01-18T19:41:53Z")

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Read this in a thread here, so I can’t take credit:

Ivanka - Stormy Daniels

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/9 "2018-01-18T19:50:25Z")

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As I continue to post, [Aasif Mandvi](https://236izu11yygk2uo6po3yerii7d6-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/93208257-350x350.jpg) as [Melania Trump](http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170329124601-02-melania-trump-0329-large-169.jpg).

All he needs is a wig, some dark eyeliner and some pursed lips.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/10 "2018-01-18T19:56:24Z")

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Sean Spicer is pretty much pre-cast. Melissa McCarthy can’t be that busy.

KellyAnne you can save some money and just rent the old Cryptkeeper puppet!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/11 "2018-01-18T20:16:40Z")

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> [@epolo](#):
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> Why get a knock off when you could have the original? He loves acting and it’s not like he’s busy with anything else.

That’s my vote.

Or, I’d go against type and cast Morgan Freeman.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/12 "2018-01-18T20:28:33Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> KellyAnne you can save some money and just rent the old Cryptkeeper puppet!

[Iggy Pop](https://pics.me.me/%E5%87%86-i-know-this-is-an-insult-to-iggy-pop-too-funny-14431422.png), with helpful pic. 😃

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**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/13 "2018-01-18T20:40:46Z")

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> [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](#):
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> Would it be a comedy?

Given that SNL already exists, I don’t know what the point would be. I would hope for a comedy only in the same sense as the movie No Pain No Gain, where the presentation was basically true to life, just the people involved were genuine idiots.

Pity that Philip Seymour Hoffman died. He would have made an excellent Steve Bannon. Hm… John Goodman maybe?

Samantha Mathis as Kellyanne Conway?

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**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/14 "2018-01-18T21:05:59Z")

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Hasn’t Thomas F. Wilson already auditioned for the part of Trump in Back to the Future 2? He seems pretty spot on.

Since Sean Bean is known for dying early, he can be Sean Spicer.

Every player I can think of to play Sarah H. Spicer would look like an insult to strong, conservative women. Plus Anne Ramsey is dead.

I think Philip Seymour Hoffman would have made a better Bannon. Since he’s not available how 'bout post mugshot Nick Nolte?

Lady Gaga should me Melania, that kid without the collarbones from Stranger Things to play Barron.

Andy Samdberg for Jared and Kristen Schaal for Ivanka. Only because I love Kristen and she should be in everything. If you can find someone better for Ivanka she could play Omarosa.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/15 "2018-01-18T21:31:20Z")

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How about a cast of all-Kardashians? If you open it up to ‘spouses and/or exes’ you could have Caitlyn Jenner as Melania. And come on, Kanye as Trump would be just amazing. Dude has the giant ego thing down pat.

Of course that casting might put the _actual_ Trump in the hospital—but sometimes art must be served.

(And it would be a ratings monster.)

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**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/16 "2018-01-18T21:34:50Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> Stanley Tucci as Trump? I’ll have to think a bit to see if I can come up with any really great suggestions.

They’re going to need a pair of twins, because toddlers are only allowed to perform so many hours on set.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/17 "2018-01-18T21:50:35Z")

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Now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t think Omarosa is in the book. I think Kristen would be much better in the roll of the Trump Whisperer. For the life of me I cannot remember the young woman’s name. Bannon publicly verbally derided her prompting Ivanka to ask for an ethics investigation. What in the hell is her name?

Anyway-- her. Kristen Schall should play her just for the Bannon beat-down scene.

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**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/18 "2018-01-18T22:10:22Z")

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I still say Mark Hamill would play a great Trump.

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**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/19 "2018-01-18T22:18:46Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t think Omarosa is in the book. I think Kristen would be much better in the roll of the Trump Whisperer. For the life of me I cannot remember the young woman’s name. Bannon publicly verbally derided her prompting Ivanka to ask for an ethics investigation. What in the hell is her name?

Hope Hicks?

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**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fire-and-fury-casting/806856/20 "2018-01-18T22:19:14Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Hope Hicks?

Yes! Thank you!

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