# Fireball Whiskey mini-bottles and toothpicks with dental floss

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 11, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267 "2019-11-11T00:24:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/41 "2019-11-12T18:30:09Z")

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It’s a chewing gum.  
No, It’s a car polish.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/42 "2019-11-12T18:38:52Z")

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Btw, you can get a bucket of 20 fireball flyers…

[https://images.app.goo.gl/xKzuFtkxQUWygPeY7](https://images.app.goo.gl/xKzuFtkxQUWygPeY7)

…though id rather just have a fifth, if i were to drink that shit…anymore…

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/43 "2019-11-12T20:24:22Z")

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My problem with the stuff is the same problem I have with Jagermeister and Red Bull. “Kids These Days” are drinking stuff that they _know_ doesn’t taste good.

And by “kids”, I’m including immature “bros” who have to drink a few (light) beers before they get the great idea to do shots of wicked-tasting crap.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/44 "2019-11-12T21:29:40Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> My problem with the stuff is the same problem I have with Jagermeister and Red Bull. “Kids These Days” are drinking stuff that they _know_ doesn’t taste good.
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> And by “kids”, I’m including immature “bros” who have to drink a few (light) beers before they get the great idea to do shots of wicked-tasting crap.

The drink of choice in my youth was pernod and blackcurrant, rum and peppermint or sambuca, I therefore don’t feel qualified to comment on the drinkability of current choices. Plus my wife loves trying all sorts of weird and wonderful alcoholic herbal tinctures when she’s skiing and her current tipple is Ramazotti which is basically cough medicine.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/45 "2019-11-12T22:09:54Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> condoms

Ugh. One of my dogs once snarfed up a used condom on the street before I could pull him away. Damn. That dog would eat _any_thing. Had to pull it out of his mouth.

Disgusting!!! Where’s the barfy emoji?

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/46 "2019-11-13T00:51:41Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> It’s a chewing gum.  
> No, It’s a car polish.

“New 'Shimmer” is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"

> **[SNL Transcripts: Elliot Gould: 01/10/76: Shimmer - SNL Transcripts Tonight](https://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75ishimmer.phtml)**
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> Shimmer

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**Author:** ![Lurking\_Quahog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lurking_quahog/32/21274_2.png) [@Lurking\_Quahog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lurking_Quahog)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/47 "2019-11-13T18:37:13Z")

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A close friend of mine actually started a Facebook group called “Feral Flossers” to help document all the errant flossers out there. Check it out if you’d like to be a member.

[https://www.facebook.com/groups/2115683938560616/](https://www.facebook.com/groups/2115683938560616/)

As for the Fireball bottles, that shit is everywhere. Pigs.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/48 "2019-11-13T22:01:08Z")

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I’ve never seen anything of that sort.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/49 "2019-11-13T22:44:48Z")

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Little clear plastic tubes of cigarette filters (for hand-rolling) - seems like their reason for existence is to be discarded on the side of the road

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/50 "2019-11-14T04:04:21Z")

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I’ve had shots of Fireball and I don’t know what the hate is about. It actually tastes good, rather than something that tastes like burning. But I like sweet things and hate most straight alcohol so YMMV.

I just so happened to notice one of those floss picks on the subway platform tonight. Weird.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/51 "2019-11-14T15:34:11Z")

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\*Small bottles of whiskey all crushed up and plastic,

Butts in small pile looking so tragic,

used condom wrappers and toothpicks with string,

These are my least favourite parking lot things…\*

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/52 "2019-11-14T21:41:21Z")

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I saw the dentist today and totally forgot to ask about this. :o

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/53 "2019-11-14T22:03:22Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> I’ve had shots of Fireball and I don’t know what the hate is about. It actually tastes good, rather than something that tastes like burning. But I like sweet things and hate most straight alcohol so YMMV.  
> …

Fireball taste like massive barfy hangover. However, if someone buys me a shot, im not gonna turn it away.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/54 "2019-11-14T22:15:58Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> I saw the dentist today and totally forgot to ask about this. :o

4 out of 5 dentists prefer Fireball Whiskey.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/55 "2019-11-24T14:29:41Z")

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While I still haven’t encountered the supposedly ubiquitous empties (possible due to being generally unobservant), I was in a liquor store in CT yesterday for reasons and saw the minis being sold in like twenty packs. Never seen that before, but certainly conducive to mass consumption and mass litter.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/56 "2019-11-24T15:41:44Z")

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Scrunchies; I see them everywhere. How does one lose a scrunchie? The only plus is that the cat loves to play with them.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/57 "2019-11-24T22:53:55Z")

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I occasionally lose one when when taking off hats or hoods in the fall/winter/spring.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/58 "2020-03-25T01:22:08Z")

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I’ve seen a recent nosedive in the number of floss picks, for obvious reasons, but not in those minibottles, especially because we aren’t doing bottle deposit right now. I took a walk around my neighborhood today and picked up an astonishing amount of litter, including (you guessed it) a Fireball mini-bottle.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/59 "2020-03-25T02:33:45Z")

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They must buy only big bottles around here. I’ve never seen the minis. I pick up cans and bottles around my gated driveway a few times a year.  
Hair ties just slide off my hair sometimes. I must not be the only one cause I’ve seen hundreds in parking lots.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fireball-whiskey-mini-bottles-and-toothpicks-with-dental-floss/843267/60 "2020-05-08T04:22:33Z")

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I took a walk around my neighborhood yesterday, and picked up FOUR of those nasty mini-bottle things! And THREE of them last week.

It’s not 1/100th as disgusting as people who leave rubber gloves on the sidewalk, however.

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