# Firecracker in the butt. Gotta Hurt

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 10, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firecracker-in-the-butt-gotta-hurt/560176 "2010-11-10T15:01:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firecracker-in-the-butt-gotta-hurt/560176/1 "2010-11-10T15:01:53Z")

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This dufus deserves a double Darwin Award.

First he uses his a-hole to launch a bottle rocket.

Second he sticks it in the wrong way!! :eek: :eek:

How much stupider can humans possibly get?

I guess he’ll be wearing a colostomy bag for the next 60 years.

My butt cringes even thinking of this.

> **[2006 Darwin Award: The Human Bottle Rocket](https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006-14.html)**
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> Darwin Award: The Human Bottle Rocket: EVOLUTION PRESENTS: The Human Bottle Rocket AT-RISK SURVIVOR. We think. Could be a Darwin Award. category: private parts, fireworks Incident circa November 8, 2006. News only now reaching the ears of Charles

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firecracker-in-the-butt-gotta-hurt/560176/2 "2010-11-10T15:33:41Z")

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“Rectum? Blew the fucker in half!”

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firecracker-in-the-butt-gotta-hurt/560176/3 "2010-11-10T15:35:31Z")

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There was a piece in the paper just before Bonfire Night headlined “Don’t be as stupid as me”, depicting a teenager who [ran through a bonfire](http://www.metro.co.uk/news/846241-bonfire-night-warning-from-coma-burn-teen) for a drunken dare. He tripped and fell in the middle of it, with predictable consequences.

Quoth he:

> [@](#):
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> 'No one thought about what would happen if I ran through the bonfire, so when my friends suggested it for a laugh I thought ‘‘why not?’’

:smack:

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firecracker-in-the-butt-gotta-hurt/560176/4 "2010-11-10T15:46:32Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> I guess he’ll be wearing a colostomy bag for the next 60 years.

No shit.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firecracker-in-the-butt-gotta-hurt/560176/5 "2010-11-10T15:47:54Z")

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I don’t see why he had to get so butthurt about it.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firecracker-in-the-butt-gotta-hurt/560176/6 "2010-11-10T16:23:09Z")

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A rocket to Uranus? Don’t be so anal about how one uses fireworks.