Thus confirming what was long suspected: God is nice and all, but He takes a back seat in matters involving the Holy Marketplace.
One reason not to allow this is to avoid peanuts shells on the floor:
Homer tries to give the elephant a peanut.
“Please do not offer my god a peanut!” [/Apu]
That’s in the Jewish section. Aisle 666 or something.
I just re-read this. Before anyone notices (i.e., after two freaking pages of forum posts) I am not good at typing. That should say, “wouldn’t”
Yeah, exactly. I’m not going to complain if some Jewish employee performs a bris on the job.
Wait. Waaaaaaaiiiit. Daddy didn’t think that one through. 