# Firefly fans: Zoe, Inara or Kaylee? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 27, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480 "2005-03-27T19:35:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480/41 "2005-03-29T15:08:12Z")
> [@unclviny](#): > > What, no links?. [http://www.loony-archivist.com/firefly/](http://www.loony-archivist.com/firefly/) > **[FIREFLYFANS.NET](http://www.fireflyfans.net/)** > > An online community of Browncoats for Joss Whedon's 'Firefly.' ---
**Author:** ![Dancer\_Flight](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dancer_flight/32/7601_2.png) [@Dancer\_Flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dancer_Flight)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480/42 "2005-03-29T15:21:39Z")
> [@unclviny](#): > > What, no links?. Somebody is slacking here. > > Unclviny (who doesn’t know what “Firefly” is) Not the best set of pictures but, you’ll get the idea: [Jewel Staite](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-17351/Jewel_Staite/), a.k.a Kaylee. [Morena Baccarin](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-151722/Morena_Baccarin/) a.k.a. Inara. [Gina Torres](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-11192/Gina_Torres/) a.k.a. Zoe. [Summer Glau](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-103673/Summer_Glau/) a.k.a. River. [Christina Hendricks](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-44286/Christina_Hendricks/) a.k.a. Saffron a.k.a Yolanda a.k.a. … [T.V. Tome](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/CastGuide/showid-7097/Firefly/) Cast Listings. More Photos [here](http://gallery.angel-btvs.co.uk/index.php?cat=22) -DF ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480/43 "2005-03-29T15:29:36Z")
Got to be Zoe, and if anybody says anything bad about her, well, she can shoot you herself. That woman is so loyal that the only time she had issues was when Wash acted stupid. Who can forget the imortal line, “Take me Captain, hard,” delivered as flat as a cast iron skillet. She is a one man woman, while the others are way to flighty. Solid, gorgeous, deadly Zoe for me. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480/44 "2005-03-29T15:51:28Z")
For the most part, I _am_ Wash, so Zoe is tops, but if I wasn’t with her, I’d take Kaylee in a manly fashion. And I’d do a lot of stammering if Saffron put the moves on me. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480/45 "2005-03-29T15:53:17Z")
> [@Dancer\_Flight](#): > > Not the best set of pictures but, you’ll get the idea: > -DF you forgot one, [Vera](http://www.sadgeezer.com/firefly/episodes/episode1-05-images/Pdvd_044.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480/46 "2005-03-29T19:55:58Z")
Mal. Mal, Mal, Mal. Mmm, broody. Jayne seems like he’d be a fun one-night-stand. Too obnoxious for anything longer than that, though. Simon’s pretty, but it seems like he’d be way too uptight to have any fun. I’d like to hang out with Wash. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/firefly-fans-zoe-inara-or-kaylee/296480.md?page=2)