# First A. Coulter and now, S. Palin. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 15, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264 "2010-04-15T21:53:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/1 "2010-04-15T21:53:00Z")
Jesus Murphy, would you damn yanks keep your stupid to yourselves please. What in hell did we ever do to y’all to deserve this, I ask you? It’s not enough we had to put up with the stupid that is Ann Coulter a few weeks ago, no, no, now we’re getting a double dose of weapons grade stupid when Sarah Palin speaks in Hamilton, Ont. Look, I’m sure we can reach a compromise, we’re reasonable people, after all. How’s about we take Tina Fey off your hands and you keep Sarah. Huh? How’s that sound? Suddenly I want tighter border controls. (This is how it starts, isn’t it?) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/2 "2010-04-15T21:54:25Z")
That’s what you get for inflicting Bryan Adams and Celine Dion on us. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/3 "2010-04-15T21:55:05Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > How’s about we take Tina Fey off your hands and you keep Sarah. Huh? How’s that sound? Don’t make us have to come up there and burn down your Parliament [again](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York), cause if you take Fey we’ll sho nuff do it. How about we give you back Shatner (but we’re keeping Nimoy) and we’ll tell Dan Aykroyd (we’ll keep Eugene Levy). ---
**Author:** ![Cumberdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Cumberdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumberdale)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/4 "2010-04-15T22:35:30Z")
If it’s inevitable, just sit back and think of England. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/5 "2010-04-15T22:42:26Z")
Maybe she just ran out of cheap meds. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/6 "2010-04-15T23:20:24Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Don’t make us have to come up there and burn down your Parliament [again](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York), cause if you take Fey we’ll sho nuff do it.\ Oh YEAH? Well, don’t make us come down there and burn YOURS down again. 😃 I do look forward to Palin speaking here, though - who knows how she’ll manage to embarrass herself. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/7 "2010-04-15T23:46:23Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Oh YEAH? Well, don’t make us come down there and burn YOURS down again. Which Palin would immediately say was Obama’s fault (though only partly for political reasons- the main reason being she can’t spell Canada). ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/8 "2010-04-16T00:24:46Z")
When your nation produces a surplus of a commodity, you export it. Capitalism! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/9 "2010-04-16T00:39:58Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Don’t make us have to come up there and burn down your Parliament [again](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York), … > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Oh YEAH? Well, don’t make us come down there and burn YOURS down again. 😃 I think I’ve mentioned this on the board before, but the hell with it. When my mother moved down to the states, she had the year before taken a course in Canadian school that included the War of 1812. Her first year in school in the U.S. had a course that included the War of 1812. It took her some time to realize that it was the same war. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/10 "2010-04-16T00:45:23Z")
Wasn’t that the War of Northern Aggression? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/11 "2010-04-16T00:49:31Z")
I got your Northern Aggression right here! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/12 "2010-04-16T00:51:43Z")
We are not unarmed. If you Canucks don’t fall in line we send Beck and Limbaugh up there. You’ll think of Coulter as the good old days. Sarah is one of your own. When she got medical care from the Canadian system, she became one of you. You may take her back now. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/13 "2010-04-16T00:56:24Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Wasn’t that the War of Northern Aggression? 😉 Nice one. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/14 "2010-04-16T00:58:57Z")
But she can see Canada from her front porch, too! ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/15 "2010-04-16T01:03:31Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > But she can see Canada from her front porch, too! Well done sir. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/16 "2010-04-16T01:06:06Z")
Talk to your fellow Canadians who are buying tickets to see her. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/17 "2010-04-16T01:06:47Z")
Please tell me that she is appearing at Hamilton’s Staircase? Then again, it’s Hamilton. That place gets dumped on by everyone, so perhaps an evening’s entertainment by Tits will cheer them up. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/18 "2010-04-16T01:12:31Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > …- the main reason being she can’t spell Canada). That’s easy, it’s the abbreviation for Canadian National Dominion, C.N.D. – C, eh?, N, eh?, D, eh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/19 "2010-04-16T01:26:18Z")
If she should meet with an…unfortunate…accident with a bear or moose or something, we wouldn’t retaliate. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/20 "2010-04-16T01:37:50Z")
Go ahead and joke. Say what you will, sirs, but this is a foul and dastardly affair. I’ll say it and mean it. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You make fun of our money, and wear our flag on your backpacks, and we understand because you’re like our cousins. But this, this is going to far, I say. We have our own brand of stupid here and we do not want it sullied, spoilt, tainted by your, more mature strain. Keep that shit to yourselves. We will not soon forget this. This is not over. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264.md?page=2)