# First A. Coulter and now, S. Palin. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 15, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264 "2010-04-15T21:53:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/81 "2010-04-17T02:55:34Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > You know, my (Canadian) FIL _LOVES_ Sarah Palin. Honestly, thinks she’s brilliant. Believes that the reason women don’t like her is because her ass is smaller than theirs. > > He’s going to be very sad she’s too far away to visit. Fuckability is as good a reason to vote for a person as most Tea Gaggers can come up with. I can understand that. Talking about her politics leaves me cold. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/82 "2010-04-17T03:04:55Z")
Anybody who’d fuck Sarah Palin is too lazy to jerk off. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/83 "2010-04-17T03:12:00Z")
If I am paying $200 for an intimate evening with Sarah Palin, the last thing I want to do is hear her talk. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/84 "2010-04-17T03:12:13Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > You know, my (Canadian) FIL _LOVES_ Sarah Palin. Honestly, thinks she’s brilliant. Believes that the reason women don’t like her is because her ass is smaller than theirs. > > He’s going to be very sad she’s too far away to visit. Your father-in-law who’s a complete asshole? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/85 "2010-04-17T04:21:44Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Ahh, you’re just mad 'cos she won’t sleep with you… Whoa. I just realized that _ **most** _ Canadian women won’t sleep with me. It’s not just Anne Murray and Joni Mitchell, it’s Elisha Cuthbert and Tricia Helfer and Shania Twain and Sarah Burke and Jewel Staite. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/86 "2010-04-17T15:50:00Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Hmmm. You know, if he would be willing to keep her locked in a basement with no media access, I think maybe we could do a deal. It says “hopey-changey thing”, or else it gets the hose again. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/87 "2010-04-17T15:54:29Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Anybody who’d fuck Sarah Palin is too lazy to jerk off. And ironically, stuck jerking off anyway after she dismounts halfway through. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264/88 "2010-04-17T22:20:41Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And ironically, stuck jerking off anyway after she dismounts halfway through. Now that’s some funny shit right there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-a-coulter-and-now-s-palin/536264.md?page=4)