# First Britney, next Donald, then who?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-britney-next-donald-then-who/393000>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 20, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-britney-next-donald-then-who/393000 "2007-02-20T19:17:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-britney-next-donald-then-who/393000/21 "2007-02-22T16:27:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
Worse than [this](http://www.kowloonrestaurant.com/scrpbook/pics/dk.jpg)?  
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Yeah, worse. King’s hair is nuts, but it works for him. It’s ridiculous, but it has flair.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-britney-next-donald-then-who/393000/22 "2007-02-22T17:45:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
Somebody is going to get their head shaved at Wrestlemania. If it’s Trump, he will have agreed to it beforehand, of course. More likely is it will end up being Vince McMahon. I think McMahon has chosen a wrestler named Umaga as his designated champion, while Trump has yet to name one. My guess will be that Trump will pick either Stone Cold Steve Austin or Hulk Hogan. Whoever he picks will then go over Umaga, and Vince gets a haircut while Trump laughs.  
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Exactly. Trump would never put his hair on the line like that.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-britney-next-donald-then-who/393000/23 "2007-02-22T17:51:18Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
Same here. I think it must take a whole team of servants to achieve the look. And a case of Aquanet a week.  
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Exactly. I don’t think “shaving” would do it. You’d need professional drilling equipment to break through the crust.

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