# First fictional crush

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 14, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-fictional-crush/1032342 "2026-08-14T19:43:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-fictional-crush/1032342/45 "2026-08-15T00:14:06Z")

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Either Gadget Hackwrench, from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers, or Mary-Ann, from Gilligan’s Island.

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