# First four-headed chickens, now spray-painted goat porn . . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-four-headed-chickens-now-spray-painted-goat-porn/382240>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-four-headed-chickens-now-spray-painted-goat-porn/382240 "2006-11-29T20:23:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-four-headed-chickens-now-spray-painted-goat-porn/382240/1 "2006-11-29T20:23:34Z")

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> MAHOPAC, N.Y. (AP) – A man broke into a barn, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor, police said.

Just when I’m about to give up on the news altogether, weirdness breaks out like daffodils in April.

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-four-headed-chickens-now-spray-painted-goat-porn/382240/2 "2006-11-29T20:32:09Z")

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Hmmm… I wonder what color he painted the goats? This guy sounds like a real sickie. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-four-headed-chickens-now-spray-painted-goat-porn/382240/3 "2006-11-29T20:35:52Z")

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That would make this a [two-headed thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=398071). 😃

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-four-headed-chickens-now-spray-painted-goat-porn/382240/4 "2006-11-29T20:40:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Jake]  
Hmmm.. I wonder what color he painted the goats? This guy sounds like a real sickie. 🙂  
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Well if it was green that would be sick. If it’s mauve, perhaps he was just redecortating.