And now that I’ve gotten my smart-mouthed response to this out of my system, I should point out that Socrates didn’t leave any writings, so virtually anything you find that’s something ‘Socrates said’ is actually something that Plato said that Socrates said. And Plato was gay to the point that even the ancient Greeks found it a bit odd, which means ‘pretty damn gay’. And, especially when he was writing stuff decades after Socrates was executed, didn’t seem to have many compunctions about putting his own words in Socrates’ mouth.