# First legal male prostitute in Nevada quits.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370 "2010-04-08T02:53:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/1 "2010-04-08T02:53:43Z")

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[Article](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/29/americas-first-legal-male_0_n_516817.html)  
In 3 months Markus Destin had fewer than 10 paying customers. His replacement Y. Not has about matched him. I thought people that read the original thread from a couple months ago would like to know he already quit after a poor start out the gate.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/2 "2010-04-08T03:10:23Z")

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Funny. Not really surprising, though. Going to him would be like admitting you’re the world’s biggest loser.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/3 "2010-04-08T03:29:47Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Funny. Not really surprising, though. Going to him would be like admitting you’re the world’s biggest loser.

And yet, the same is not true for his female counterparts (or so we are told…).

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/4 "2010-04-08T04:06:43Z")

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So, he’s an early finisher?

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**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/5 "2010-04-08T04:23:12Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Funny. Not really surprising, though. Going to him would be like admitting you’re the world’s biggest loser.

Why is a woman a "loser’ is she wants a good looking guy who presumably has excellent bedroom skills and comes with zero chance of drama? Sure, if you just want to get laid you can probably meet a guy in a bar. But in my experience your average one-night-stand is not very sexually fulfilling- lots of guys just have no skills. If that’s what you are looking for, maybe it is reasonable to want an expert.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/6 "2010-04-08T04:30:32Z")

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> [@even\_sven](#):
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> Why is a woman a "loser’ is she wants a good looking guy who presumably has excellent bedroom skills and comes with zero chance of drama? Sure, if you just want to get laid you can probably meet a guy in a bar. But in my experience your average one-night-stand is not very sexually fulfilling- lots of guys just have no skills. If that’s what you are looking for, maybe it is reasonable to want an expert.

Well, for whatever reason, it seems the Market has spoken and its not a particularly in-demand service.

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**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/7 "2010-04-08T04:43:12Z")

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> [@even\_sven](#):
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> Why is a woman a "loser’ is she wants a good looking guy

Did you even _look_ at the picture?

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**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/8 "2010-04-08T05:00:36Z")

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> [@even\_sven](#):
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> who presumably has excellent bedroom skills and comes with zero chance of drama?

Sorry for posting back-to-back, but [OH MY FUCKING GOD](http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/my_night_with_prosti_dude_LxwFH9NnMM0Mdo1KfHRdpK/0) this is hilarious.

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> “First thing we do is visual inspection,” explains the dorky college dropout who later confesses I am only his second client, he has been with a total of six women in his life, and, to be perfectly honest, he lost his virginity at 23.

And this

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> He tells me that if you can “pronunciate” words well, it means you are great at pleasuring a woman.  
> He’s half Irish, a quarter Native American, a quarter Scandinavian and all lover. Favorite book: “1984.” Favorite movie: “Braveheart.” Actor he’s like: “Steve-O.” Musician he’s like: “Moby,” or — wait for it — “Choppin” (meaning Chopin).  
> “The concept of beauty has changed over the years,” he continues. “It’s like the cave paintings. Venus de Milo. It used to be the voluptuous woman,” he says as he eyes me up and down.  
> Hold up, hold up. “Did you just call me fat?” I ask.

There’s also another picture. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/9 "2010-04-08T09:08:55Z")

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The guy has issues that’s for sure. I hope he didn’t sound like that with other women, or he wouldn’t get many would he.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/10 "2010-04-08T11:21:33Z")

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> [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](#):
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> Did you even _look_ at the picture?

I looked at both pics. That’s NOT a sight that turns me on. Oh, the body is nice enough, but that face…

And I sure wouldn’t want to pay a guy for sex unless he’s had a lot more experience than this one admits to. Apparently, he thinks that he has to have an erect penis in order to please a woman. If so, he’s appalllingly ignorant about how to bring a woman to orgasm.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/11 "2010-04-08T11:37:07Z")

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Goodness. I hope he’s got a ripped body, because that’s a face only a mother could love. And clearly his mother didn’t love it…

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/12 "2010-04-08T11:49:01Z")

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For some reason, I assumed a male prostitute would service men, not women.

Honestly, I’d rather have sex with a vibrator than with a strange man, especially one who is trying to make a living screwing other women. Ick. The fact that he’s about a “5” on the attractiveness scale doesn’t help his cause, though it really wouldn’t matter if he looked like Pierce Brosnan circa 1980.

To me, sex is not just a physical thing. If it’s not going to be with a guy who turns me on intellectually as well …then I’m not interested.

Oh, and I’m not paying for it.

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**Author:** ![BleizDu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@BleizDu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BleizDu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/13 "2010-04-08T12:22:53Z")

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> [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](#):
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> Sorry for posting back-to-back, but [OH MY FUCKING GOD](http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/my_night_with_prosti_dude_LxwFH9NnMM0Mdo1KfHRdpK/0) this is hilarious.

That article is gold! He looks and sounds either creepy or totally clueless.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/14 "2010-04-08T12:52:03Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> **First legal male prostitute in Nevada quits.**

**Palin/Destin 2012?**

> [@Lazz](#):
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> He looks and sounds either creepy or totally clueless.

…motion seconded. 😉

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/15 "2010-04-08T13:38:31Z")

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How’s that going to look on a resume?

Dishwasher  
Waiter  
Prostitute  
Telemarketer

“Wait . . . what was that third thing?”

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/16 "2010-04-08T13:54:13Z")

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> [@Lazz](#):
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> That article is gold! He looks and sounds either creepy or totally clueless.

This is not necessarily an ‘either/or’ situation. 🙂

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**Author:** ![edinbourgeoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@edinbourgeoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edinbourgeoise)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/17 "2010-04-08T14:08:18Z")

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Sorry for posting back-to-back, but [OH MY FUCKING GOD](http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/my_night_with_prosti_dude_LxwFH9NnMM0Mdo1KfHRdpK/0) this is hilarious.  
Did he have Botox? Because I don’t want those lips anywhere near my…No, no I don’t.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/18 "2010-04-08T15:06:46Z")

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> [@PunditLisa](#):
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> Oh, and I’m not paying for it.

Most of the male dopers don’t charge. Just sayin’. 🆒

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/19 "2010-04-08T15:19:53Z")

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> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> Most of the male dopers don’t charge. Just sayin’. 🆒

And you’ve hit the nail upon the head as to why male prostitution isn’t a viable business prospect: it’s all about supply and demand. When your competitors are giving it away for free, why pay?

😉

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-legal-male-prostitute-in-nevada-quits/535370/20 "2010-04-08T15:25:57Z")

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I said in the last thread that I’d never go to a male prostitute, but I might consider going to a gigolo type, wherein sex is only part of the bigger package. I believe I said I’d do it if it was something I normally couldn’t do on my own.  
Like, say, I pay a high price, and get an evening in NYC, at fine restaurants, dancing, dinner, whatever. That might be worth it to me because even if I had the money I might not know where to book it or whatever.

Prostitutes for women have to do more, I think. Not just sex. And no, he is not attractive one bit. Ick.

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