# First Lesbian Experience... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094 "2003-05-28T19:52:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/41 "2003-05-29T19:46:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hermione Granger \* > nothing like pressing the flesh… if you know what I mean… No please do enlighten us. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/42 "2003-05-29T19:50:32Z")
> [@](#): > > (Sorry, this is truly a pet peeve of mine. Lesbians don’t do each other for the pleasure of straight guys. Way to make someone else’s intimacy all about you, fellah.) 40 replies, 1241 views says otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![aleksia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/91b2a8/32.png) [@aleksia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aleksia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/43 "2003-05-29T20:53:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Raygun99 \* > \*\*This sounds like a cry for help if ever I heard one. Surely there must be one helpful lesbian out there willing to show her the ropes? There are ropes, aren’t there? \*\* Well, I would not recommend ropes for, say first few lesbian experiences, but after that, ropes are essential. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/44 "2003-05-29T21:20:09Z")
Did your toaster arrive yet? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/45 "2003-05-29T21:59:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dolores Claiborne \* > \*\*I’ve e-mailed Coldfire to get permission…it’s pretty hot! \*\* And we’ve declined the request, after debating it. Not to single **Dolores** out: she was kind enough to ask permission first. But people, this board isn’t some online equivalent of _Penthouse Forum_. It’s not that threads like these are _verboten_, but we sure don’t encourage them, and we certainly don’t like them too graphic. So, I’m going to ask you nicely to only share information that you would gladly read out loud to your 12 year old nephew. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/46 "2003-05-29T22:07:03Z")
Dear Cecil, I never thought it would happen to me… ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/47 "2003-05-29T22:42:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flight \* > 40 replies, 1241 views says otherwise. Never said men didn’t have an interest in lesbian sex, just that it’s improper to assume that lesbians do it to help men get off. ---
**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/48 "2003-05-29T22:50:01Z")
speaking of Hermione Granger… That girl who plays her is going to be a hottie when she grows up. ---
**Author:** ![ace22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@ace22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ace22)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/49 "2003-05-29T22:54:40Z")
What do you mean, “when she grows up??” 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/50 "2003-05-30T00:08:38Z")
I had a lesbian experiance last summer in my office though technicaly, it would have to have been a “conversion” fromt he dark side Oh yeah, I brought one back, for an hour, then she never had sex with me again :smack: Oh well, I still got some 🆒 It’s my favorite locker room tale ---
**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/51 "2003-05-30T12:56:20Z")
I seduced a woman who had been straight for all of her 30-something years. We’ve been together for 7 years. I got one big ol’ honkin’ toaster. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/52 "2003-05-30T13:22:01Z")
Now THAT’s what I’m talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/53 "2003-05-30T13:30:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Frank #2 \* > \*\*I would have a very confusing first lesbian/gay experience. > > My engineer inner voice says that 2 male connectors will not work. You need a female in the middle. \*\* In the AV group in high school, we called the female-to-female adapters for mike cables “lesbian connectors.” [sub]I am such a geek…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/54 "2003-05-30T14:09:08Z")
mmmm, I had a thing with a girl, once. She was from the US, Jewish and gorgeous. Her name was Amy. She was 5t, and nice and slender. mm, those legs. I am not a lesbian, enjoyed a snog, never went further. Don’t think i could get downright dirty with a girl. but I did enjoy that snog, i did. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![knome\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@knome\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knome_hell)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/55 "2003-05-30T14:43:13Z")
Good for you! At this party the other night which I couldn’t attend, I heard that some of my friends (girl and girl) were pulling (or should I say snogging - don’t like that word though) each other… quite random. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/56 "2003-05-30T14:46:43Z")
kissing girls is physically nicer than kissing guys it’s a lot softer. And they don’t slobber. 🙂 My experience happened when I was 18 (i’m now 27). I got a few strange looks from people, but 2 days later, nearly all the girls were kissing eachtother. I’d started a trend… apparantly, lesbianism was “cool”, all of a sudden. (I betcha the gals had just realized what a turn on it is for guys…) :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/57 "2003-05-30T17:12:11Z")
Coldfire said > [@](#): > > So, I’m going to ask you nicely to only share information that you would gladly read out loud to your 12 year old nephew. What 12 year old wouldn’t want to hear the dirtier contents of this thread? Heck, the first 8 posts alone would probably result in some quality alone time. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/58 "2003-05-30T20:47:45Z")
Being a guy, I’d want to “help a brutha out” and pass him the thread… But we know what **Coldfire** meant. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/59 "2003-05-31T00:36:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*And we’ve declined the request, after debating it. > > Not to single **Dolores** out: she was kind enough to ask permission first. But people, this board isn’t some online equivalent of _Penthouse Forum_. It’s not that threads like these are _verboten_, but we sure don’t encourage them, and we certainly don’t like them too graphic. So, I’m going to ask you nicely to only share information that you would gladly read out loud to your 12 year old nephew. > > Thanks. \*\* Ok, then, I’ll clean it up a bit. Basically, I was seduced by my lesbian sister’s friend. I am pretty much straight, but was curious. Nothing ever compared to that first time! She was petite, and very aggressive. I’ll always remember it, and it happened 28 years ago! ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/60 "2003-05-31T00:40:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*I’m going to ask you nicely to only share information that you would gladly read out loud to your 12 year old nephew. \*\* So, did you touch pee-pee’s?? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094.md?page=4)