# First Lesbian Experience...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 28, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094 "2003-05-28T19:52:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
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### Author:  [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/61 "2003-05-31T01:28:02Z")
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> \*Originally posted by moi \*
> **Whatever. Because you would so give that advice to any other “virgin” asking for advice. (Sorry, this is truly a pet peeve of mine. Lesbians don’t do each other for the pleasure of straight guys. Way to make someone else’s intimacy all about you, fellah.)**
I have a policy of not taking two-sentence OPs about lesbian sex too seriously.
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### Author:  [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/62 "2003-05-31T02:11:12Z")
What the hell is “snog”? Or should I know this…
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/63 "2003-05-31T02:19:43Z")
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> \*Originally posted by KCSuze \*
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> I hate to ask this, but…don’t you know? \*\*
Unfortunately, yes.
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### Author:  [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/64 "2003-05-31T02:51:41Z")
Bloody hell. I’m still _looking_ for mine. I swear to goddess I can’t find lesbians to save my life.
Unless they’re 20 years older than me and already lifepartnered.
Sigh. 😛
But good on ya. Why _did_ you wait so long? 😃
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### Author:  [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/65 "2003-05-31T03:48:04Z")
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> Unfortunately, yes.
I had to ask. Sorry, man.
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> What the hell is “snog”? Or should I know this…
As far as I know, snogging is the act of passionate kissing or making out. Shagging, however, is the actual, um…act.
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/66 "2003-05-31T04:36:25Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*
> **But people, this board isn’t some online equivalent of _Penthouse Forum_.**
Umm, I must’ve missed the memo while I was out, but since when?
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/67 "2003-05-31T06:33:01Z")
With the proviso that I totally understand the lesbian POV on this, let me just say that telling women about my sex life is a lot of fun 🙂
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/68 "2003-06-01T18:59:31Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Bearflag70 \*
> \*\*So, did you touch pee-pee’s?? \*\*
OK, now I can’t stop laughing. This is just hilarious!
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### Author:  [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/69 "2003-06-02T11:06:25Z")
Been away without a computer; went to the farm, got a new puppy! Tickled to see this thread is still going.
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### Author:  [@jeevmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevmon)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/70 "2003-06-02T18:46:43Z")
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> \*Originally posted by angelabaca \*
> \*\*speaking of Hermione Granger…
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> That girl who plays her is going to be a hottie when she grows up. \*\*
So why is it that when I said the same thing last night, my fiancee called me a pervert.
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### Author:  [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/71 "2003-06-02T22:03:34Z")
I disagree with you fiancee. Talking about what an underage girl will be _when she grows up_ is different from having the hots for her at age 12.
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### Author:  [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/72 "2003-06-03T02:06:32Z")
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> \*Originally posted by moi \*
> \*\*Never said men didn’t have an interest in lesbian sex, just that it’s improper to assume that lesbians do it to help men get off. \*\*
Who thinks this? I don’t mean to sound snotty or anything, but I just don’t know anyone who believes this.
But yeah, it’s a pet peeve, I thin I understand. If I was a lesbian I’d probably be annoyed by the men who drool thinking about my sex life. (Which is not to say that every lesbian feels this way, some people like that sort of thing. Or so I gather).
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### Author:  [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/73 "2003-06-06T05:48:56Z")
I think we’ve discoverd the real reason the ghost in the girl’s restroom is named “Moaning Myrtle.”
😃
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### Author:  [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/74 "2003-06-06T23:24:12Z")
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> \*Originally posted by jeevmon \*
> \*\*So why is it that when I said the same thing last night, my fiancee called me a pervert. \*\*
Because we all know you secretly have the hots for Hermione, and would have been happily intertwined with her long before you met **jeevfiancee** if your love life had gone a little differently…she’s the perfect combination of all-girl and all-geek! 😉
(OK, we know you don’t really have a thing for twelve-year-old girls, but it’s soooo much fun to bust your chops anyway.)
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### Author:  [@Rigel\_Haloran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigel_Haloran)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-lesbian-experience/178094/75 "2003-06-08T16:41:32Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow \*
> \*\*I think we’ve discoverd the real reason the ghost in the girl’s restroom is named “Moaning Myrtle.”
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> 😃 \*\*
PTTTTTTTTTBBBBBBBB!!!
Great. Another soda on the keyboard. 😛
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