# First MMP by "Who?"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** mmp
**Created:** [June 10, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604 "2013-06-10T03:37:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 19
### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/361 "2013-06-16T11:36:37Z")
> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Which takes longer as I have a feeling you need to do a lot of both! :eek:
The biggest problem is neither purtification nor deheathenization lasts very long. š
I was remiss earlier. :eek:
To all you Mumper daddyāsā¦
**HAPPY FATHERāS DAY!!!**
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/362 "2013-06-16T12:31:59Z")
Happy Day to All Dads, Grandads, Uncles, and Big Brothers.
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/363 "2013-06-16T12:39:31Z")
Happy Fatherās Day!
Happy Sunday!
Itās a grey 65 degrees outside.
I have to sit for piddle pup today and tomorrow. If this goes well I will get sitting for her again in two weeks for a whole week. Her piddle problem has gotten worse.
Cute kids **Jim**.
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### Author:  [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/364 "2013-06-16T12:40:16Z")
> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Which takes longer as I have a feeling you need to do a lot of both! :eek:
That depends on whether or not thereās an Extra-Special Confession scheduled for that week.
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### Author:  [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/365 "2013-06-16T12:55:32Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to irk
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/366 "2013-06-16T13:02:37Z")
Thanks, \*\*SpazCat \*\*and **Swampy.**
Well, yesterday may have been crappy for me, but I think it at least ended well, because I got to hang out with Dopers! I was with **Sunspace, jools,** and **Desolation Island,** and we did a bunch of fun stuff. š
Good times.
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/367 "2013-06-16T13:04:59Z")
> [@swampbear](#):
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> The biggest problem is neither purtification nor deheathenization lasts very long. š
Ahhh, now I get it; you biggest problem is youāre delusional! š
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/368 "2013-06-16T14:09:55Z")
UGH! Iāve got ants in my nightstand.
Thereās no food in there so what a weird place for them to be.
Iāll try cinnamon first to get rid of them. At least it will smell good.
I donāt even know where they are coming in
What is it with ants and mice this year? Every time we think we are done with them here they come again.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/369 "2013-06-16T14:33:46Z")
I used to not really mind ants. Then last week one got into my pants, andā¦ you donāt want to know what happened after that.:eek:
(āYou have ants in your pantsā is now not just a figurative expression.)
Now I hate ants. :mad:
I need to upload my Doper pix sometime.
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### Author:  [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/370 "2013-06-16T15:25:07Z")
I hate ants too. Thatās why I allow the house centipedes to live. They eat ants.
This is the subject line of a spam I just got: āIt has exploded to our advantage.ā I need to find a way to work that into everyday conversation.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/371 "2013-06-16T16:20:17Z")
Trying to figure out how to link pictures. No time now.
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### Author:  [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/372 "2013-06-16T16:42:06Z")
Happy Fatherās Day to all, including the stap-dads š MrTao is having a rough day, as this is his first dads day without the boys, but itād be much rougher if we hasnāt visited recently and were sure theyāre much happier in Montana.
Dishes are started, laundry is started, caffeination is progressing. Didnāt take my mom to the cherry festival yesterday cause she went earlier, and apparently itās a bust this year. Late frost took 90 percent of the crops, and they had to buy cherries from Albertsons. :eek: but my niece and her new boyfriend (whom we all like very much despite the age difference) had a wonderful time. My nephew just had his first girlfriend and first breakup within the last two weeks, and he was very adult about it, I am so proud of him. He had given away his festival tickets to someone after the breakup, so we got him another one and he enjoyed the time there with his friends.
Off to mow da yard!
Edit to addā¦ My brother and his wife were also at my moms, and I hadnāt seen them in years. It was a good day. š
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### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/373 "2013-06-16T16:58:57Z")
Iām a grandpa!
Tardy posting, The little booger was born Thursday at 2 PM. I have pictures on FB, but donāt wanna link here (I know, I knowā¦) because the link gives out whole names and I know my daughter knows people that can see them there, but doesnāt know most of yāall hereā¦ But Iām happy to share my FB and friend anyone that PMās me.
Samantha was 7ā9", 21 inches and has a slight mop of black hair just like her momma did!
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### Author:  [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/374 "2013-06-16T17:56:21Z")
I read 7ā9", and thought āthatās a tall babyā.
I think thereās something wrong with me.
Went to a local nature event thingy today- spent the day nosing around the stalls readinā all the info; apparently the UK has a (sadly endangered) species of spider called a āHorrid Ground-Weaver Spiderā. I want one for the pointy-stick force š
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### Author:  [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/375 "2013-06-16T17:56:41Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Sorry, **Jim** , that canāt possibly be a pic of you. Itās not at all how you look in my mind, so quit screwing around and post your real photoā¦
Yeah - no doubt that pic is of the alternate universe/_eeevil_ **Capt Kirk**.
The dead giveaway is the beard.
Afternoon, all.
Man, do I need a day or two off. Irk was irksomeĀ³ this whole week. Gah.
Off now though, so yay!
Kids are behaving nicely today also, so another yay! (Actually theyāre pretty good little rotters most of the time, so I canāt complain too much.)
Best to all. Iām a gonna go have a coldāunā¦
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### Author:  [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/376 "2013-06-16T18:01:24Z")
> [@Filbert](#):
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> [snip]ā¦apparently the UK has a (sadly endangered) species of spider called a āHorrid Ground-Weaver Spiderāā¦[/snip]
Needs a good publicistā¦
š
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### Author:  [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/377 "2013-06-16T18:12:53Z")
Nephew woke up sick today, so Iām thinking weāll do our official Fatherās Day celebration next week. Bro and I had waffles, bacon and fruit for breakfast. We were going to go get a grill from Loweās today, but I think thatāll have to wait too.
So weāre lounging and Iām hoping nephew will feelmbetter soon. Also, weāre watching Whatās Up, Doc?, one of my favorite movies ever.
Happy Fatherās Day to all the Dad types out there, but especially to **Grandpa Cat Dude** (sheās a cutie!).
Hugs all.
GT
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/378 "2013-06-16T18:33:36Z")
Gongrats **CatGramps**! š I saw the pics of Samantha on fb. She is a little keyoooooooootie!
Home, deheathenated, had N.O.L. and even a little nappy poo. Life is good. Got steaks marinatinā cause tomorrow night is menās night over to the church house. Beer is also chillinā but it does that anyways beinā as it lives in the laundry room fridge. Also I have a beast roast in the slow cooker. In a bit I shall throw in carrots and N.O.T. Thatāll suffice for dindin a couple of times durinā the week. Also, since sumpān is cookinā I can say Iām productive as I goof off on teh intartoobz.
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/379 "2013-06-16T19:37:44Z")
Congrats **G-Cat**!!!
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/380 "2013-06-16T20:28:42Z")
**Congrats CatGramps**
Off to take care of piddle pup. I think I will just stay there and work from there since her owner wants me to come over every 3 hours. Itās only 5 minutes away but it still will be easier to grab some dinner on the way over and stay.
My bitchiness knows no bounds today. Iāve been trying to avoid everybody here. I snapped at my motherās bf yesterday and probably should apologize.
I wish people would understand when I am heading for the bathroom that is not the time I want to chat. My teeth were floating and the Sah-dog decided to head down the hall towards the hounds from hell instead of following me. So I have to pee, Iām afraid my dog is going to get beat up and that is when he calls my name and says he wants to talk to me. :rolleyes:
So everyone is mad at me for being a bitch but nobody stops to think that if I could just walk out of my room and across the hall without worrying about what that \ dogs were going to do that maybe just maybe I wouldnāt be such a bitch!
But truth be told too, the real reason for my bitchiness is I think I finally ended it with OAOASO and I have been doing okay with it until today and now all I want to do is cry.
And he is really not worth the tears.
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