### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/101 "2013-06-11T20:31:54Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#):
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> I think the people around me do not appreciate the amount of restraint required to allow them to continue breathing.
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> As my friend told me earlier, it only feels good for the moment. Then you have to figure out what to do with the bodies and clean up the mess.
Wood chipper and a larger body of water or a cement mixer.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/102 "2013-06-11T21:39:49Z")
Supper was yum! I made a pseudo-stir-fry with fresh green beans, mushrooms, onion, and chickie. We’s both stuffded.
\*\*sari \*\*- my trick is to put stuff in the dryer then not turn it on. :smack: Won’t be a problem when my clotheslines are in place. End of this week… 😃
I want chocolate. Now! Dammit.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/103 "2013-06-11T21:53:11Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> lieu. LIEU. Where is my invitation to dinner?? \ That’s some good-looking grilled food!
**Ellen** that there is smoked meat. Smoked meat is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond grilled stuff on the nummy scale. Makes me wanna crank up my smoker and smoke me some ribs.
Howdy from da cave! Out of laziness, dindin tonight was leftovers from last night. Tomorrow holds the promise of death chikin. Yummy, yummy death chikin!
**Sari** my biggest laundry problem is sometimes actually rememberin’ to take the wet clean clothes out of the washer so they can turn into dry clean clothes in the dryer. :smack:
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### Author:  [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/104 "2013-06-11T21:57:56Z")
Moving is irksome and it is hawt, hawt, hawt. On shirt number three. 3/4 of the way there and all the heavy and big is done.
Gotta get back at it
Cheers all
**Jim**
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/105 "2013-06-11T22:41:05Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Moving is irksome and it is hawt, hawt, hawt. On shirt number three. 3/4 of the way there and all the heavy and big is done.
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> Gotta get back at it
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> Cheers all
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> **Jim**
Just leave the shirt off and take a pic of you movin’ shirtless so we can judge how hawt it is out. What?
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### Author:  [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/106 "2013-06-11T23:33:28Z")
> [@swampbear](#):
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> Just leave the shirt off and take a pic of you movin’ shirtless so we can judge how hawt it is out. What?
Wait one cotton picking minute here…
Swampy is Gay?
Man that never gets old
**Jim** 😃
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### Author:  [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/107 "2013-06-11T23:40:34Z")
However **swampy** won’t be the only one judging said hawtness m’dear! ;):p:D:cool:
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### Author:  [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/108 "2013-06-11T23:47:16Z")
Irked, got off at a decent time. My hand hurts so I’m [del]icing it down[/del] holding a cold beerverage.
But **Jim** , how will you attract the Orion slave Girls, if you’re not shirtless?😃
**Nut** , did [Ric Flair](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLP-hzEX6Uc) move into your neighborhood?:dubious:
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Wait one cotton picking minute here…
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> Swampy is Gay?
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> Man that never gets old
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> **Jim** 😃
**swampy** is gay? huh, I just thought he was uberfabulous.😛
**wiki**!!! {{{{{{{hug}}}}}[sub][sub][sub][sub]grope[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
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### Author:  [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/109 "2013-06-11T23:55:12Z")
> [@kaiwik](#):
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> However **swampy** won’t be the only one judging said hawtness m’dear! ;):p:D:cool:
How ya doing? :D:cool:
Actually I shall not be posting shirtless pics of me, sorry, I have the scariest farmers tan. Really, you should thank me for not posting one, I am a combo of medium brown and translucent. I will post a pic of me in the next couple of days, the new ethernet card seems to be working on the puter and I can get off this tablet.
Gotta move stuff
**Jim**
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### Author:  [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/110 "2013-06-12T00:33:37Z")
Well I was hoping for a topless pic.
Something needs to go right today.
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/111 "2013-06-12T00:54:01Z")
Brought my bass clarinet to work, to play some background music for an event. It’s not easy being a bass clarinetist. In addition to the instrument itself being difficult and somewhat unforgiving to play, it’s a pain to carry around. Especially in a crowded subway car at rush hour. That instrument can injure someone if you’re not careful with it. And it’s damn heavy. It’s hard on the arms, hands, and fingers. My fingers don’t want to fing any more today.
It’s not easy being a bass clarinetist, but it is certainly rewarding. Several of my coworkers told me that they liked my music. 🙂 Someone said that it’s not something you hear every day, and that the instrument has a pleasant velvety sound.
Worth it. 😃
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### Author:  [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/112 "2013-06-12T01:07:03Z")
**Jim** as an ex commercial fisherman’s wife I happen to find the fisherman’s/farmer’s tan quite sexy! 😉
**db**!!! squee! _re-grope_ 😃
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### Author:  [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/113 "2013-06-12T01:37:39Z")
I was just promoted to yellow belt in TaeKwonDo about two and a half hours ago! Yay!
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### Author:  [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/114 "2013-06-12T02:26:13Z")
> [@kaiwik](#):
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> **Jim** as an ex commercial fisherman’s wife I happen to find the fisherman’s/farmer’s tan quite sexy! 😉
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> **db**!!! squee! _re-grope_ 😃
How ya doin’?
Yay **Who**!
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### Author:  [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/115 "2013-06-12T02:58:40Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> lieu. LIEU. Where is my invitation to dinner?? \ That’s some good-looking grilled food!
I know, right? I demand a share as well. 😃
That is one cute baby, **April**.
Sleepy. Not working tomorrow. Will locate pronouns and responses tomorrow.
Hugs all.
GT
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### Author:  [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/116 "2013-06-12T03:02:36Z")
I lost a shoe. A brown loafer with tassels. In my closet. I’ve ripped the closet apart. It’s not there. Did it go to join the socks I lose in the dryer?
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### Author:  [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/117 "2013-06-12T03:37:48Z")
> [@DummyGladHands](#):
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> I lost a shoe. A brown loafer with tassels. In my closet. I’ve ripped the closet apart. It’s not there. Did it go to join the socks I lose in the dryer?
Got any bored pets? 😛
Terrible Tuesday is over. That’s about all I’ve got, besides intestinal issues from taco truck food. Nothing like sitting through your weekly meeting with your boss when your stomach is yowling like a dog that smells bacon that ISN’T BEING SHARED!. Even better when the food came from your boss’s family’s truck. :smack: triply annoying is that I’ve been eating Mexican food, taco truck-restaurant-home style pretty constantly for the last few years, and now my stomach’s acting as if it has no clue what a tomatillo is. I am so annoyed.
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/118 "2013-06-12T04:18:12Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Wood chipper and a larger body of water or a cement mixer.
Is this something you read about on the interwebz or know from, ummm, ahhh, personal experience? :eek:
In other news, myself & others are having [posting problems](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=692185) including needing to signon multiple problems. If one of us disappears, that may be why. I’m getting really @#$%&ed off at it! :mad:
**The Nightly Deck Report**
It’s officially summer! I saw my first fireflys of the year. 🆒
there was a wicked fight across the street, lots of screaming & screaching; methinks two raccoons.
On the downside, I heard some buzzing, I think the first cicada is here.
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### Author:  [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/119 "2013-06-12T06:25:38Z")
> [@April\_R](#):
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> [Nap time](http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/asahlin2/naptime_zps0f8327c1.jpg)
Adorable little burrito. 🙂
It’s official: DH’s last day on the job is Friday, and he’ll be there just long enough to hand in his access badge and pick up his final check. ☹
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2013, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-mmp-by-who/660604/120 "2013-06-12T09:48:15Z")
> [@DummyGladHands](#):
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> I lost a shoe. A brown loafer with tassels. In my closet. I’ve ripped the closet apart. It’s not there. Did it go to join the socks I lose in the dryer?
Did you check in the freezer? Or the dryer? Or in the back seat of the car? Shoes are sneaky that way. 😉
Today, we should get a call that our pergola lumber is in and ready to be picked up - hope it comes relatively early. There’s a chance of rain this afternoon, and I don’t want to deal with a truck full of wet lumber, especially since we have to haul it to the basement. So fingers crossed for a pre-lunch call.
I’ve got some iris from my mom that need to go into the ground - I’ll get that done before we go. It shouldn’t take very long. Famous last words, right?
Hey, **kai**!! How’s things? Any new pics of the grandbabies??
And I guess that’s all I’ve got. Still not quite awake… stoopit dog.
Happy Wednesday!
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